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Alyssa Mercante Put the Fries in the Bag Video
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Drama

Put the Fries in the Bag – The Alyssa Mercante Song

More Satirical Funsies in the Form of a Music Video Well, it happened again - I got bored and a video got made. This time,  the spotlight’s on Alyssa Mercante - ex-Kotaku editor, professional victim, and now the star of my musical roast that nobody asked for (but I had way too much free time to make). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U337S8CbI Video: Put the Fries in the Bag - The Alyssa Mercante Song | ReportAFK Following up my songs about Hasan and Ludwig (embedded below), I figured it was only fair Alyssa got her own theme music too. Edgy, satirical, and about as subtle as a drive-thru speaker at 2AM, this was pretty fun to make ngl. Chorus TL;DR: Put the fries in the bag Moral of the story: Don’t start drama if you can’t handle the receipts. If you like this kind […]

Ayefkay August 25, 2025

REPO Fragments and Riddles Semi Summer Solved
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Gaming Guides

All REPO Riddle Answers Explained: Update Theories and Clues

Solving R.E.P.O.'S Semisummer Riddles The R.E.P.O. devs have never been shy about messing with their community, but their recent riddles might take the crown for most confusing (and entertaining) so far from semiwork. After weeks of teasing cryptic fragments and strange video hints, we are convinced that the official answer to the puzzle is “Red Herring Monster Update.”But what exactly does that mean, how did we get that, and what could it tell us about what’s coming next for R.E.P.O.? The Riddle That Broke Our Brains The puzzle itself unfolded in pieces: scattered fragments, bizarre references, and a closing hint involving superheroes and lasers...I think. Naturally, players started chasing every thread, from monster designs to color codes.Eventually (after a bunch of jumbling letters around), the phrase “Red Herring Monster Update” emerged as the most likely solution. At first, it feels […]

Ayefkay August 23, 2025

Alyssa Mercante Cope Olympics Bad at Gaming
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The Cope Olympics: Why Gaming Journos Can’t Admit They’re Mid

When I came across Alyssa Mercante’s recent article on Marvel Rivals at GameSpot, I honestly didn't know what I would be stepping into. I wasn't prepared to take the kamehama to the face in the form of roughly 1,100 words of pure and unadulterated cope.Her article, “Marvel Rivals Made Me Quit Competitive Gaming”, isn’t really about Marvel Rivals at all. It’s about how one failed ex-Kotaku editor decided that losses in a free-to-play competitive game weren’t her fault, but the system’s.This is the kind of mental gymnastics that has become invasive in modern gaming journalism. Rather than looking in the mirror and admitting, “hey, maybe I’m just mid,” writers like Alyssa weave elaborate narratives about toxic communities, unfair matchmaking, or oppressive design choices.But really, this is just the Dunning-Kruger Effect and self-serving bias dressed up as content. Dunning-Kruger and the Self-Serving […]

Ayefkay August 22, 2025

Cult of the Lamb Woolhaven Update Release Date and Expansion Breakdown
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Woolhaven Expansion Could Revive Cult of the Lamb in 2026

Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven - The Flock Finally Gets a Real Feast When Cult of the Lamb launched back in 2022, it hit like divine intervention. A cute little lamb leading a blood-soaked cult? Peak internet bait. It skyrocketed to over 61,000 concurrent players on Steam and became Devolver Digital’s golden fleece. For a while, it felt like everyone was either sacrificing followers, redecorating their shrines, or making memes about indoctrinating grandma. But here’s the rub: once the short campaign was done, the cult was…kinda of out of sermons. Updates rolled in, but most of them felt like IKEA catalogues disguised as DLC. Sure, my followers could now poop in new places, sleep in fancier beds, and wear an ever-expanding collection of skins, but after a while it was like getting gifted socks when you asked for a PS5. […]

Ayefkay August 21, 2025

The Rise of Fear and Anime Activism
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Anime

Lost in Translation: The Rise of Using Fear and Anime Activism

Caution: Ideology Ahead! How Activists Have Invaded Your Anime You know what I want when I go looking up anime conventions? A list of dates, times, and maybe a map so I don’t end up in the wrong ballroom with a bunch of sweaty Pokémon card traders. You know what I don't want? A fear-mongering disclaimer straight out of a freshman sociology seminar warning me not to come to America because *gasp* the “current political climate” is just too scary! Liberal Activists Using Fear in Anime That’s exactly what greets you on certain convention-listing sites like AnimeCons and FanCons, which decided that before you even look up a schedule, you first need a lecture about how unsafe the U.S. is. Image: Anime Convention Sites Warn Against U.S. Travel | FanCons | AnimeCons Their disclaimer points readers to a MSN roundup of […]

Ayefkay August 20, 2025

Path of Exile 2 What Happens at the End of Each Season League Guide
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Gaming Guides

PoE 2: Do Characters Get Deleted Each League? (Season Guide)

Path of Exile 2: What Happens to Your Characters at the End of a Season So you’ve finally clawed your way through Path of Exile 2’s chaos, stacked gear you’d sell your soul for, and maybe even hit a level that makes you feel like a minor god. Then - bam! The announcement hits: the season is ending. Cue the panic. Do your characters get deleted? Do they vanish into some digital abyss? Or worse, do they just…cease to exist? Relax, exile. Grinding Gear Games might be cruel, but they’re not that cruel. Let’s break down exactly what happens when a league or (if you’re more of a casual ARPG fan) “season” comes to an end in Path of Exile 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTPVg8sD-Lc Video: Path of Exile 2: The Third Edict - Kulemak Teaser #2 What’s a PoE 2 Season (League) […]

Ayefkay August 19, 2025

Path of Exile 2 Third Edict Livestream Twitch Drops
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Gaming News

Path of Exile 2’s Third Edict Livestream: Watch, Burn, Collect Loot

Watch PoE2, Get Loot: Twitch Drop Madness on August 20 Grinding Gear Games is once again setting Twitch on fire - literally. On Wednesday, August 20th, Path of Exile 2 will take center stage with the Third Edict livestream. And if you can sit still for 45 minutes while someone else does the grinding, you’ll walk away with the Sun Priest’s Incineration Rare Finisher Effect courtesy of Twitch Drops. Image: Sun Priest's Incineration Rare Finisher Effect | Path of Exile That’s right - log in, link up, watch some explosions, and your character gets to finish fights with some funderful holy fire. How to Claim Your Fiery Freebie The drop system is as simple as it is generous: When: August 20th, from 1 PM PDT to 10 PM PDT Where: GGG Live on Twitch or any streamer in the Path […]

Ayefkay August 18, 2025

The War on Online Privacy KOSA Kids Online Safety Act
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The War on Online Privacy: Act Now Before It’s Too Late

How Age Verification Is Eating the Internet Remember the internet before the ID checks, biometric scans, and "prove-you’re-over-18" pop-ups? Yeah, me neither. What used to be a place for memes, chaos, and unfiltered creativity is now fast turning into a high-tech playground where every click, every swipe, and every login is being watched, logged, and verified. And let’s be real: this isn’t just about “protecting kids” or “keeping content safe.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXoe6s4CF7A Video: The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) is a Dumpster Fire | ChiefGYK3D This is a full-on land grab of our digital anonymity, packaged in a warm, emotional wrapper so convincing you won’t even notice until it’s too late. Safety Tech: The Internet’s New Bouncers Meet the new gatekeepers: companies like Yoti, Jumio, Veriff, Onfido, and Entrust. These are the digital bouncers of the internet, checking IDs, scanning faces, […]

Ayefkay August 17, 2025

Bendy Lone Wolf Everything You Need to Know
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Gaming News

Bendy: Lone Wolf – Gameplay, Platforms, Price, and Boris’ Lore

Boris Steps Out of the Shadows in Bendy: Lone Wolf It’s official: Bendy: Lone Wolf has finally launched, and Boris the Wolf is done playing sidekick. For years, Bendy’s universe has thrived on a bizarre cocktail of old-school cartoon charm and unsettling horror - a style that looks like Steamboat Willie took a wrong turn into Silent Hill. Image: Mmm Classic Bacon Soup | Bendy: Lone Wolf | Joey Drew Studios Now, for the first time since Boris and the Dark Survival, Boris is back in the driver’s seat, and this time, he’s not just running from the ink. He’s surviving it. Boris: From Background Pal to Lone Survivor For anyone who’s new to the franchise, Boris the Wolf is no random mascot - he’s a relic from Joey Drew Studios’ in-universe cartoon days. Friendly, silent, and often wearing that […]

Ayefkay August 16, 2025

Monster Hunter Wilds Update Notes 1.021
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Monster Hunter Wilds v1.021 Update Adds Endgame Content

Monster Hunter Wilds 1.021 Update Just Got WILD for Late Game Players Capcom didn’t just drop an update – they kicked the door off the hinges and threw nine apex-level monsters straight into your living room. Monster Hunter Wilds’ 1.021 patch is here, and if you’re HR 100 or above, you’re about to find out how good you really are. Forget chill hunts and easy clears; this is tempered mayhem with a side of RNG chaos. Nine New Monster Hunter Wilds Nightmares If you’ve been itching for something truly endgame, you’re eating good. At HR 100+, 9-Star Tempered monsters now roam the field: Rey Dau, Uth Duna, Nu Udra, Jin Dahaad, Gore Magala, Arkveld, Mizutsune, Lagiacrus, and Seregios. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c90anceIpAQ Video: Monster Hunter Wilds - New Endgame Update Secret Unlocks... | RageGamingVideos These aren’t your regular “slightly harder” variants – they […]

Ayefkay August 15, 2025

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