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League of Legends Patch 25.09 Patch Update Notes
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League of Legends Patch 25.09: Spirit Blossom Shenanigans

Welcome to Season 2, Summoners! Riot Games has is dropping Patch 25.09 on April 30th, and it's bursting with updates that'll make your head spin faster than a Teemo shroom.From a mystical map makeover to gameplay tweaks that'll shake up your ranked grind, here's everything you need to know. Important Highlights: What's Blooming in 25.09 for League? Spirit Blossom Rift: A Map Makeover Say goodbye to the old Summoner's Rift and hello to the ethereal Spirit Blossom Rift.  Image Source: League of Legends Patch 25.09 | Riot Games This seasonal transformation brings a fresh aesthetic to your matches, immersing you in the vibrant hues and serene ambiance of Ionia's Spirit Blossom Festival. It's not just a visual treat; it's a whole vibe. Thornbound Atakhan: One Demon to Rule Them All This Patch Atakhan returns with a twist. Previously, we had […]

Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remastered Release
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Oblivion Remastered: Bethesda’s Sneaky Nostalgia Bomb

Bethesda Stealth-Drops Oblivion Remastered Like It’s an Indie Game (??) So, in classic Bethesda fashion—where logic and timing are optional—they just dropped The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered outta nowhere. No hype cycle. No cringey Todd Howard on a livestream whispering, “It just works.” Just boom—new (old) game.Steam page. Go play it. Wild. This felt less like a triumphant return and more like someone trying to slide back into a party they Irish exited five years ago. Zero fanfare, just that awkward, “Oh hey, I’m back. You guys still like… gates to hell, right?” Image Source: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Let’s be clear—this isn’t some little “HD texture pack slapped on the corpse of a beloved classic.” This is a full-on remaster. New lighting engine, updated character models that (mostly) don’t look like melting potatoes, and that juicy […]

Woke.exe Gaming Media's Mirror of Projection
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Woke.exe Crashed: Gaming Media’s Mirror of Projection

The following article reflects the author's opinions and interpretations based on publicly available information and recordings. All individuals mentioned are encouraged to clarify or respond. Please do not harass anyone mentioned in this article for any reason. The Culture War Reloaded: Gaming's New Battlefront Welcome to ground zero of the gaming culture war—where pixels meet politics and everyone’s pointing fingers through cracked mirrors. In one corner, we’ve got ex-legacy media dinosaurs and DEI activists like Sweet Baby Inc., clutching pearls while playing gatekeeper. In the other?Developers, players, and creators just trying to make cool sh*t without pandering to woke ideologies and not checking twelve and a half identity boxes.From moral panic over “the wrong kind of representation” to journalists screaming victim while they plan harassment in questionable Discord servers, the hypocrisy is getting harder to ignore. Let's takes a flamethrower to the […]

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