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Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Game Review
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Sadly, Chapter 5 Is the Weakest Poppy Playtime Yet (Here’s Why)

I’ve been a little MIA lately. Not gonna lie, between the absolute flood of game releases the past few months and my kid being home for Spring Break, the site had to take a backseat just for a bit. Family time won out, as it should. The only thing that managed to drag me back to the keyboard was that Super Mario Galaxy movie drama, which…yeah, I had some thoughts. But now that life has calmed down a bit, I wanted to come back swinging with something I’ve been genuinely excited for. I’ve been a big fan of the Poppy Playtime series since the beginning and each chapter felt like it was leveling up in scope, presentation, and overall badassery. Which is why it pains me to say this... Honestly, I didn’t really love Poppy Playtime Chapter 5. Poppy Playtime Was […]

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Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Game Review
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Sadly, Chapter 5 Is the Weakest Poppy Playtime Yet (Here’s Why)

I’ve been a little MIA lately. Not gonna lie, between the absolute flood of game releases the past few months and my kid being home for Spring Break, the site had to take a backseat just for a bit. Family time won out, as it should. The only thing that managed to drag me back to the keyboard was that Super Mario Galaxy movie drama, which…yeah, I had some thoughts. But now that life has calmed down a bit, I wanted to come back swinging with something I’ve been genuinely excited for. I’ve been a big fan of the Poppy Playtime series since the beginning and each chapter felt like it was leveling up in scope, presentation, and overall badassery. Which is why it pains me to say this... Honestly, I didn’t really love Poppy Playtime Chapter 5. Poppy Playtime Was […]

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Review
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Review: Critics Miss the Point…Again

I know, I know. I disappeared for a bit. Between a flood of game releases and updates that refuse to let anyone breathe, plus my son being on Spring Break, I took some time off to actually touch grass and hang out with the family. Wild concept, right? Turns out when you run your own site, you can just…not post for a week and the world keeps spinning. But then opening night hit, and my family and I went to see the new The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and suddenly I’m back at the keyboard. Not just because of the movie, though. Because of the absolute circus happening around it. Critics Whining My Opinion Super Mario Music Character Pro and Cons Power-Ups Rebalanced Final Verdict The Same Old Song From the Same Old Asshat Critics Let’s get this out of […]

Deep Rock Galactic Survivor Demolisher Class Update
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Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor Demolisher Class Incoming!

If you’ve been waiting for Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor to shake things up in a meaningful way, congrats! It only took a fully weaponized mining vehicle to get there. The newly announced Heavy Duty Expansion is bringing the first new class to the game, and it’s not even trying to be subtle about it. This isn’t your standard “slightly different gun, slightly different stats” situation...this is a full on dwarf strapped into a Rock Dozer, flattening anything unlucky enough to exist in front of it. It’s loud, it’s funderfully excessive, and it might be exactly what this game needed. Or at least, part of what it needed. Demolisher Class Demolisher Mods What the Game is Missing Upcoming Mystery Features Free Stuff Coming Is it Worth the Hype? Meet the Demolisher: Subtlety Sold Seperately The Demolisher is the headline act here […]

1348 Ex Voto Flops Hard The Modern Audience Never Came
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The “Modern Audience” Never Came: 1348 Ex Voto Flops Hard

If you spent any time on gaming X/Twitter over the couple of months, you've probably seen the usual suspects like PC Gaymer and IGN hyping up 1348 Ex Voto as the next big medieval game.According to the team's marketing push, it had supposedly huge wishlist numbers, a passionate following, and a story crafted specifically for the mysterious “modern audience” that developers and journalists love to talk about.Then the game launched.Reality showed up fast and without mercy. According to our beloved charts tracked by SteamDB, the game barely managed a 427 player peak on Steam during its launch day.Again, that's four hundred. And twenty seven people. That is not a thriving medieval kingdom of players. That's probably closer to the headcount of a local bowling league or something. 1348 Ex Voto Player Numbers | SteamDB The funniest part though, in my humblest […]

Slay the Spire 2 Early Access Game Review
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Is Slay the Spire 2 Worth Playing Yet? Early Access Game Review

Same Rogue-like Addiction, New Shiny Coat of Paint Okay I’m only a little late getting around to this one since it came out on the 5th. The past few weeks have been absolute chaos if you follow new releases or Early Access updates. With horror games and updates popping up everywhere like mushrooms smashed with some T-Virus (yes, I may have Resident Evil Requiem still on the brain), something was bound to get pushed down the list. Yeah yeah, I still haven't played Poppy Playtime Chapter 5, but I still swear I’m going to play next...probably...maybe. Watch another ten games drop next week and Falcon Punch my plans to the shadow realm again. Anyhoo, I carved out some time for Slay the Spire 2 - the long awaited sequel to one of the most addictive roguelike games ever created. If you’ve played the first game […]

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