Your Time’s Up – The Hasan Piker Music Video Commentary
When "Hyperbole" Isn't Enough
Sometimes satire says what straight-laced headlines can’t.
That’s the spirit behind Your Time’s Up – Hasan Piker Anthem, my latest music video roasting Hasan’s years of unhinged, violent rhetoric and the predictable spin he’s now trying to put on it.
Think AI-Hasan in an orange jumpsuit, busting moves in jail while his own words echo back at him – equal parts comedy, cringe, and cathartic memes.
But since extremists love to claim “out of context!” whenever their faves get caught in 4K, let’s put a little context back on the record.
The Receipts: Hasan’s Bloody Hyperbole
Hasan has built a streaming empire by being loud, edgy, and perpetually outraged – but it hasn’t just been hot takes on healthcare or socialism. He’s dropped some straight-up bloodthirsty lines over the years, all of which have been clipped and circulated in viral compilations.
Among the greatest hits of Hasan’s crashouts are:
“You need to be shanking these [MF]‘s and letting their [F]ing intestines writhe on stage.”
“Slice ’em up. Slice ’em and [F]ing dice ’em.”
“Kill them. Kill those [MF]‘s. Murder those [MF]‘s in the street. Let the streets soak in their [F]ing red capitalist blood.”
“If you cared about Medicare fraud or Medicaid fraud, you would kill Rick Scott.”
BREAKING - Numerous clips of Hassan Piker calling on his viewers to kill right-wingers are going viral after the slaying of Charlie Kirk, with calls for his immediate arrest for fomenting violence as Twitch refuses to take action. pic.twitter.com/GvPj9ooVYh
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 11, 2025
And when pressed about it recently in an ABC interview, Hasan waved it all off as “hyperbolic.”
His words: “This is not sincere advocacy. It’s not a real policy I would ever advocate for … these were insincere statements.”
Sure, bro. Call it “hyperbole” all you want, but the clips don’t lie – he was saying it with his whole chest, 10 toes down, and a simple glance into his chat can see the chilling influence he has on his audience.
The Catalyst: Charlie Kirk’s Death
The timing matters here. My video dropped in the wake of the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk, which sparked a firestorm of exactly the kind of political hate speech Hasan has been stoking for years.
Jimmy Kimmel and others were axed for celebrating Kirk’s death.
Game developers and random, unhinged Twitter/X users also got caught in the “FAFO” blast radius. (You can read all about the FAFO hammer coming for extremists here).
Twitch’s CEO Dan Clancy is now being asked to explain to Congress why extremist rhetoric is tolerated on his platform while moderate and conservative voices keep getting silenced.
And don’t forget Twitch’s bizarre year-long geo-fencing of Israel, effectively muzzling creators on the ground while letting Western media spin their own narratives.
I also covered the assassination fallout in Charlie Kirk’s Death and the Cost of Political Hate Speech if you want a deeper dive.
Enter, The Anthem
Look, that’s the backdrop.
But Your Time’s Up isn’t some somber news report – it’s supposed to be my satirical gut punch.
Instead of pretending Hasan’s violent fantasies were just harmless jokes, I decided to mirror them back at him in the most ridiculous way possible: an AI Hasan, locked up, dancing in an orange jumpsuit while dealing with the repercussions of his actions…that he will likely never face.
It’s equal parts parody and pointed critique.
Because when you’ve got a guy on camera yelling “murder those [MF]‘s in the street” and then claiming it was all “just hyperbole,” sometimes the only reasonable response is to crank the absurdity to 11 and make a music video out of it, in my humble opinion.
What’s Next on the Docket?
Will Hasan or his fans get mad about this? Probably. They like to white knight anywhere they can for their Daddy. Will Twitch keep protecting him while punishing conservative creators for far less? Almost certainly.
But satire has a way of cutting through the noise, and Your Time’s Up is meant to do exactly that.
So watch it, laugh at it, share it, and maybe ask yourself: when does “hyperbole” stop being edgy commentary and start being hate speech with real-world consequences?
More Music Videos from Report AFK
If you enjoyed Your Time’s Up, check out my other satirical music videos featuring Hasan, Alyssa Mercante, and Ludwig on my teeny tiny YouTube channel:
If you enjoyed Your Time’s Up, check out my other satirical music videos featuring Hasan, Alyssa Mercante, and Ludwig on YouTube.
And don’t miss my articles digging deeper into the cultural firestorms surrounding political hate speech and platform accountability:
Because at the end of the day, if satire makes people squirm, maybe that’s the point.
Who would you like to see a music video of next? Let me know in the comments below!
I was thinking Destiny, but honestly…I feel like his whole schtick is just trying to ragebait for attention and I kinda don’t even want to give him the small modicum of attention that I would.
So I’m open to ideas if you got any!
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J P
September 25, 2025
omg too funny
Ayefkay
September 25, 2025
Hey JP, thanks for stopping by and I’m honestly glad you thought so! It was really fun to make!
Jackjackjackjack
September 28, 2025
Holy shit this was not on my bingo card today but I need more!
Ayefkay
September 29, 2025
Hey there Jack (x4 lol), I’m glad you liked it! I made some other “music videos” (if you want to call them that, more like I just made them for funsies), but if you want to check them out I can drop them here for you:
• Alyssa Mercante: https://youtu.be/k1U337S8CbI?si=lCJ1eUJDPlc7baor
• Ludwig (my fav): https://youtu.be/SN1UCsXK1Go?si=FvxZKIWAqMklEKNk
• Hasan (Communist with a Gucci Bag): https://youtu.be/cA1R53s9wCI?si=deANRQkEDRoSwLrK
I hope you enjoy them!