Let's Up Those Numbers Ludwig Turns to Jellywig
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Let’s Up Those Numbers! | A Music Video for Ludwig’s L’s

There’s a fine line between being a people pleaser and being a spineless jellyfish and Ludwig “Jellywig” Ahgren has apparently decided to do a swan dive straight into the latter. For a guy who built his empire on bold moves and "creator-first content", Ludwig has developed a serious allergy to taking real stances. He never wants to offend, and always plays it safe unless the court of public opinion already ruled for him. So, why are people dragging Ludwig harder than Hasan drags down America? Let’s break it down with three choice Jellywig L’s that make the nickname hit harder than his milk toast responses. “Let’s Up Those Numbers!” - Beerio Kart 2025 Let’s start with the event that inspired our new banger: “Let’s Up Those Numbers! – Ode to Jellywig”, for no other reason besides the fact that I think […]

Subnautica 2 Delayed Bonus Sabatoged and Woke DEI Slop
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Subnautica 2 Delay: Allegations of Bonus Sabotage and Woke Slop

Ah, corporate gaming. Where the graphics are real, but the loyalty is procedurally generated.Subnautica 2 has officially been delayed until 2026. Sure, game delays happen. But this one reeks of something far fishier than the leviathans. Reports suggest the sudden year-long pushback might just coincidentally align with a conveniently impossible-to-get-now $250 million bonus payout promised to developers. That milestone was allegedly within reach for 2025, right before Krafton tossed the studio’s founding leadership overboard.Funny how that works, right? From “Ready for Early Access” to “Oops, Maybe Next Year” Let’s set the stage:Just days before being shown the corporate door, Unknown Worlds co-founder Charlie Cleveland was confidently posting that Subnautica 2 was ready for Early Access back in July 2025. You know, the date they’d been building toward for years? That confidence didn’t age well.We know that the game is ready for early access […]

Reddit's War on Free Speech Bans Bias and Silencing Users
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Reddit’s War on Free Speech: Bans, Bias, and Silencing Users

Reddit’s Woke Mod Problem Is Killing the Platform Reddit used to be the “front page of the internet.” A glorious hub of memes, mods, and mayhem. A place where free speech (and let’s be honest, a lot of stupid comments) could thrive. But lately? It’s looking more like the gated community from Get Out, complete with ideological HOA Karens slapping bans on anyone who so much as blinks in the wrong subreddit. Let’s be real. Reddit moderation has always been a bit of a mess. But the political and ideological rot is now in full bloom, and the problem isn’t just annoying anymore. It’s actively destroying discussion, chasing away logic, and turning what were once lively gaming hubs into echo chambers policed by activist mods with God complexes. Banned for Breathing: Reddit’s Guilt by Association You might think getting banned […]

Stop Killing Games You Paid For Games and They Don't Care
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Stop Killing Games: You Paid for It, But Publishers Don’t Care

How the Industry Keeps Killing Our Favorite Games Remember when buying a game meant owning it? Yeah, I barely do either. Welcome to gaming in 2025, where publishers shut down games you paid for, delete them from your library, and brick your systems if you look at them funny. If that sounds dystopian, congratulations: you’re still capable of independent thought. This is why the Stop Killing Games movement exists. It’s not just a slogan; it’s pushback from gamers who are sick of watching digital purchases vanish like they were never real. You Bought Their Game, They Killed It Let’s start with Ubisoft’s The Crew. Not only did they kill the servers, they made the game completely unplayable (yes, even in single-player). And as a bonus, they wiped it from digital libraries. And if you paid for it? Congrats on owning […]

Game Over Kotaku Sold to the Swiss Dungeon
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Game Over, Kotaku: Sold Off and Sent to the Swiss Dungeon

Kotaku’s Funeral: Sponsored by Keleops and Woke Fatigue Well folks, it finally happened. Kotaku, once upon a time a halfway-decent gaming site and now a walking Twitter thread of regret, has been sold off by G/O Media to *checks notes* a random Swiss media group named Keleops. Sounds like a Final Fantasy boss or maybe a new pharmaceutical that treats online addiction with ironic detachment and funsies? Image: Emerald Keleops lol | Final Fantasy 7 | Square Enix | ReportAFK The sale is being spun as a positive by a few former staffers who apparently think giving a legacy brand CPR in a European basement is a win. But let’s be real: this was a mercy kill. G/O Media didn’t pass on Kotaku as some holy torch...they chucked it into a ravine and hoped nobody noticed the smoke. The Long, […]

SEGA Leaks Secret Sales Spreadsheet Numbers
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SEGA Leaks Secret Spreadsheet: Winners, Losers, and WTFs

SEGA Leaks: What it Reveals About the Company’s Future It’s not every day a billion-dollar company lets their Excel sins hit the internet. But SEGA apparently clicked the wrong export settings or something and accidentally gave us a behind-the-scenes look at the raw sales numbers for some of their biggest franchises. This wasn’t some tweet teaser or vague PR brag: this was an honest-to-goodness spreadsheet (unsurprisingly now removed) that showed just how well titles like Persona 5 Royal, Sonic Frontiers, and Yakuza: Like a Dragon are doing. And let’s just say: Persona 5 is still eating. Hard. We’ve got the juicy numbers, the hotter-than-hot takes, and what it all might mean for SEGA’s future (and yours, if you’re waiting on Persona 6). Buckle in, because we’re cracking this leak wide open. The Accidental Flex: What SEGA Leaked In a recent investor-facing […]

Helldivers 2 Update June
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Helldivers 2 Update Is Solid: The Real Fix Was Muzzling the CMs

It’s been almost a full year since I last touched Helldivers 2. Not because I rage-quit after getting pancaked by my own Eagle 500, but because the game became a political dumpster fire last summer. And honestly? No amount of orbital strikes could clean up the mess left behind by activist Community Managers, overreaching moderation, and a dev team caught between alien factions and real-world identity wars. But here we are - Patch 01.003.101 dropped, and I’m starting to feel something I haven’t felt in a long time: hope. Maybe...just maybe...it’s time to gear up again. Let’s break it all down. Update Patch 01.003.101 - Gameplay First, Finally Arrowhead’s latest patch for Helldivers 2 dropped on June 10, 2025, and while it doesn’t reinvent the wheel, it’s got enough tweaks and fixes to warrant a look. Let's take a look at some […]

SEGA Gets in Bed with Kaleidoscope for Pride
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Gamers vs. Gender Ideology: SEGA’s Kaleidoscope Problem

“Gotta go fast” has officially turned into “Gotta go woke.” In a move that sparked confusion, frustration, and a fair bit of gamer whiplash, SEGA has joined the latest Pride Month corporate campaign by updating their logo with rainbow colors and announcing a fundraising partnership with the UK-based Kaleidoscope International Trust. What seems like harmless virtue signaling on the surface actually runs much deeper once you follow the pixelated breadcrumbs.Turns out, this isn’t just about a colorful logo or tweeting out #LoveIsLove. SEGA’s proudly aligning itself with a hyper-political organization actively working to push extreme gender ideology into international policy. So let’s break it down and talk about why gamers everywhere have reason to be side-eyeing the blue blur’s handlers these days. Who Is Kaleidoscope Trust, and Why Should Gamers Care? Kaleidoscope International Trust describes itself as an organization fighting for “a future […]

Cody Dennison Kicked from Game and Geeks Expo
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12 Days Before the Con: Cody Dennison Cancelled from GGE

Retro Games, Real Problems: GGE Cuts Ties with Creator Cody Dennison Just 12 days out from the Game & Geek Expo (GGE), legendary Nascar driver, YouTuber and content creator Cody Dennison - better known online as camlot331 - was abruptly told he’s no longer welcome at the event.After months of planning and reportedly spending nearly $1,000 on custom merch to sell at his booth, Cody received an email from the event’s organizers, Raleigh Retro Games, saying “thanks, but no thanks.”The reason?His content, his beliefs, and some very vague “community concerns.”Welcome to the next episode of inclusivity...but only if we like you. Kicked to the Curb Over “Concerns” Cody was originally scheduled to appear at GGE, part of a growing lineup of creators, vendors, and guests.But out of nowhere, on May 25th, he received an email that essentially said: "We appreciate […]

Sweet Baby Inc Origins Possibly Revealed by Gothic Therapy
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The Curious Case of Sweet Baby Inc. – Hidden Origins Unveiled?

Sweet Baby Inc. and the Ghost in the Startup Machine Let’s be real - Sweet Baby Inc. (SBI) has been a lightning rod for controversy in the gaming world, sparking the beginning of the second wave of Gamergate last year. They’re a mysterious narrative consulting firm that keeps popping up on AAA projects like your ex in your Instagram feed. They often bring with them a certain...flavor. You know the one. That distinct taste of forced DEI checkboxes, preachy character writing, and storylines that feel more like corporate HR trainings than actual games - all wrapped up in some neon purple packaging.Now, a new twist has emerged from the shadowy underworld of YouTube commentary, thanks to a recent deep dive from Gothic Therapy, and it changes everything you thought you knew about SBI.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBXOx700SYVideo: The End of the Sweet Baby Lie: Hidden Founder […]

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