Hasan Piker Your Time's Up Music Video Commentary
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Your Time’s Up – The Hasan Piker Music Video Commentary

When "Hyperbole" Isn't Enough Sometimes satire says what straight-laced headlines can’t. That’s the spirit behind Your Time’s Up – Hasan Piker Anthem, my latest music video roasting Hasan’s years of unhinged, violent rhetoric and the predictable spin he’s now trying to put on it. Think AI-Hasan in an orange jumpsuit, busting moves in jail while his own words echo back at him - equal parts comedy, cringe, and cathartic memes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWQbNWN_Q3k Video: Your Time's Up - The Hasan Piker Anthem Music Video | ReportAFK But since extremists love to claim “out of context!” whenever their faves get caught in 4K, let’s put a little context back on the record. The Receipts: Hasan’s Bloody Hyperbole Hasan has built a streaming empire by being loud, edgy, and perpetually outraged - but it hasn’t just been hot takes on healthcare or socialism. He’s […]

Extremists Are Feeling FAFO Jimmy Kimmel Hasan and More
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Extremists Feeling the FAFO: Jimmy Kimmel, Twitch, and Gaming

FAFO Culture is Hitting Extremists Like a Truck When silence is complicity, consequences follow. Charlie Kirk’s unjust killing detonated a political and media firestorm that’s now exposing how platforms, late-night shows, and game studios behave themselves...or don’t. Congress just yanked Twitch CEO Dan Clancy into the spotlight, Jimmy Kimmel just got canned from for running his big mouth, and game developers who thought they could joke about a man’s death are getting a firsthand look that FAFO is real and it's coming for the extremists.For the first time in over a decade, gamers everywhere are watching the scoreboard shift. The Spark That Lit the Fuse: Charlie Kirk’s Death On September 10, 2025, conservative activist Charlie Kirk was tragically shot and killed while debating at an event at Utah Valley University. The alleged shooter, 24-year-old Tyler Robinson, was eventually arrested and charged with […]

Charlie Kirk's Death the Cost of Political Hatespeech
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Charlie Kirk’s Death and the Cost of Political Hate Speech

I've personally been having a harder time with this than I thought I would and just need to take a break from the gaming stuff. Charlie Kirk is dead. Thirty-one years old. A husband. A father. Someone who believed in freedom of speech, freedom of life, and the idea that disagreement doesn’t have to mean destruction. And now he’s gone. Not because he was violent. Not because he called for violence. He never did. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y2Xq5mPLAcw Video: Charlie Kirk Remembered | #CharlieKirk | ReportAFK He’s gone because our culture has been drunk on venom for years, cheering as it calls conservatives, Republicans, and Trump supporters “Nazis,” “fascists,” “racists,” “transphobes,” and whatever other left-leaning buzzwords that strip people of their humanity. We act like words don’t matter, like “it’s just Twitter” or “they’re only memes.” But words lay the groundwork for action. […]

Alyssa Mercante Put the Fries in the Bag Video
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Put the Fries in the Bag – The Alyssa Mercante Song

More Satirical Funsies in the Form of a Music Video Well, it happened again - I got bored and a video got made. This time,  the spotlight’s on Alyssa Mercante - ex-Kotaku editor, professional victim, and now the star of my musical roast that nobody asked for (but I had way too much free time to make). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U337S8CbI Video: Put the Fries in the Bag - The Alyssa Mercante Song | ReportAFK Following up my songs about Hasan and Ludwig (embedded below), I figured it was only fair Alyssa got her own theme music too. Edgy, satirical, and about as subtle as a drive-thru speaker at 2AM, this was pretty fun to make ngl. Chorus TL;DR: Put the fries in the bag Moral of the story: Don’t start drama if you can’t handle the receipts. If you like this kind […]

Alyssa Mercante Cope Olympics Bad at Gaming
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The Cope Olympics: Why Gaming Journos Can’t Admit They’re Mid

When I came across Alyssa Mercante’s recent article on Marvel Rivals at GameSpot, I honestly didn't know what I would be stepping into. I wasn't prepared to take the kamehama to the face in the form of roughly 1,100 words of pure and unadulterated cope.Her article, “Marvel Rivals Made Me Quit Competitive Gaming”, isn’t really about Marvel Rivals at all. It’s about how one failed ex-Kotaku editor decided that losses in a free-to-play competitive game weren’t her fault, but the system’s.This is the kind of mental gymnastics that has become invasive in modern gaming journalism. Rather than looking in the mirror and admitting, “hey, maybe I’m just mid,” writers like Alyssa weave elaborate narratives about toxic communities, unfair matchmaking, or oppressive design choices.But really, this is just the Dunning-Kruger Effect and self-serving bias dressed up as content. Dunning-Kruger and the Self-Serving […]

The Rise of Fear and Anime Activism
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Lost in Translation: The Rise of Using Fear and Anime Activism

Caution: Ideology Ahead! How Activists Have Invaded Your Anime You know what I want when I go looking up anime conventions? A list of dates, times, and maybe a map so I don’t end up in the wrong ballroom with a bunch of sweaty Pokémon card traders. You know what I don't want? A fear-mongering disclaimer straight out of a freshman sociology seminar warning me not to come to America because *gasp* the “current political climate” is just too scary! Liberal Activists Using Fear in Anime That’s exactly what greets you on certain convention-listing sites like AnimeCons and FanCons, which decided that before you even look up a schedule, you first need a lecture about how unsafe the U.S. is. Image: Anime Convention Sites Warn Against U.S. Travel | FanCons | AnimeCons Their disclaimer points readers to a MSN roundup of […]

The War on Online Privacy KOSA Kids Online Safety Act
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The War on Online Privacy: Act Now Before It’s Too Late

How Age Verification Is Eating the Internet Remember the internet before the ID checks, biometric scans, and "prove-you’re-over-18" pop-ups? Yeah, me neither. What used to be a place for memes, chaos, and unfiltered creativity is now fast turning into a high-tech playground where every click, every swipe, and every login is being watched, logged, and verified. And let’s be real: this isn’t just about “protecting kids” or “keeping content safe.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXoe6s4CF7A Video: The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) is a Dumpster Fire | ChiefGYK3D This is a full-on land grab of our digital anonymity, packaged in a warm, emotional wrapper so convincing you won’t even notice until it’s too late. Safety Tech: The Internet’s New Bouncers Meet the new gatekeepers: companies like Yoti, Jumio, Veriff, Onfido, and Entrust. These are the digital bouncers of the internet, checking IDs, scanning faces, […]

Tales of the Shire and Sweet Baby Inc Fails
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Tales of the Shire and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops to Avoid

Tales of the Shire Trips Over Its Own Hairy Feet and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops If you’ve been anywhere near gaming news this week, you’ve probably heard the soft thud of Tales of the Shire hitting the market - and then promptly falling into the compost heap behind Mordor. What was supposed to be a cozy, heartwarming Hobbit life sim has turned into yet another cautionary tale in the saga of Sweet Baby Inc. (SBI) involvement in modern gaming. PSA Reminder: Sweet Baby Inc. For the uninitiated, Sweet Baby Inc. is a Canadian "narrative consultancy" led by Kim Belair that claims to want to help studios tell better stories through inorganic heaps of diversity, equity, and inclusion...hard pass. But to gamers who haven't been sipping on the leftist propaganda Kool-Aid, their influence has become a scarlet letter: you […]

What Happened to Sonic EXE TD Reborn
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TD Reborn Is Dead, But rEXEcution Is Getting Ready to Jump In

TD Reborn is Canceled But a New Game is in the Works Welp. It happened. Like I said it would.TD Reborn is officially toast. After mounting drama, shady monetization moves, and a full-on mod revolt, Sonic.EXE: The Disaster Reborn has been shut down - presumably before SEGA even had to send their usual love letter like they did with the original Sonic.EXE: The Disaster on Roblox. And while fans are still sifting through the wreckage of the Discord fallout, something unexpected has already emerged from the ashes: Gameripper is back! And apparently he's been quietly rebuilding the entire thing for months. In a long-awaited statement to the community, Gameripper665 confirmed that not only were the AI rumors bogus (it helped clean two scripts, not write the game), but that he’s been re-coding the project from the ground up "just for […]

Stop KOSA Kids Online Safety Act Internet Privacy
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The Kids Online Safety Act Is a Trojan Horse for Mass Surveillance

The War on Internet Privacy Disguised as “Protecting Kids” They’re at it again - like a bad sequel to a movie nobody asked for, the Kids Online Safety Act (S.1748) has clawed its way back into Congress. They’re calling it a “child safety” bill, but if you peek under the mask, it’s just another privacy-shredding, freedom-stomping piece of legislation that aims to turn the internet into a government-moderated daycare…for adults. So what is this legislative turd wrapped in a sparkly “think of the children” bow? Act 1: Same KOSA Script, New Fearmongering The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA), introduced (again) by Senators Marsha Blackburn and Richard Blumenthal, claims to shield children from “harmful content” online. Sounds noble, right? Who wouldn’t want to protect kids from the brain-melting horrors of TikTok rabbit holes and late-night Discord servers? But that’s just the bait. […]

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