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Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remastered Release
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Oblivion Remastered: Bethesda’s Sneaky Nostalgia Bomb

Bethesda Stealth-Drops Oblivion Remastered Like It’s an Indie Game (??) So, in classic Bethesda fashion—where logic and timing are optional—they just dropped The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered outta nowhere. No hype cycle. No cringey Todd Howard on a livestream whispering, “It just works.” Just boom—new (old) game.Steam page. Go play it. Wild. This felt less like a triumphant return and more like someone trying to slide back into a party they Irish exited five years ago. Zero fanfare, just that awkward, “Oh hey, I’m back. You guys still like… gates to hell, right?” Image Source: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Let’s be clear—this isn’t some little “HD texture pack slapped on the corpse of a beloved classic.” This is a full-on remaster. New lighting engine, updated character models that (mostly) don’t look like melting potatoes, and that juicy […]

What Happened with Pokemon Go Why is It Dead
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What Happened to Pokémon Go: The Rise and Fall of an Icon

Pokémon Gone: How Greed, Wokeness, and Tone-Deaf Decisions Killed the Hype Once upon a time in July 2016, Pokémon GO exploded into the world like a Charizard with anger issues. Nerds, normies, boomers, college kids, and TikTokers alike were out in the streets chasing digital creatures. It was more than a game—it was a movement.In its first month, Pokémon GO had over 28.5 million daily active users in the U.S. alone, and raked in $207 million in revenue, according to Sensor Tower. It was the closest thing we had to a real-world Pokémon journey.And for a while, it was pure magic.But fast forward to today, and we’re watching a masterclass in how to take one of the most beloved franchises ever and run it into the dirt. 2016 to 2018: The Pokémon Go-lden Era The early years of Pokémon GO […]

Schedule 1 Game Review Drug Game
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Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed

Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks.This absolute fever dream of a game is sitting pretty at #3 on Steam’s most-played list at the time of writing, and for damn good reason. It takes the already-addictive formula of management sims, injects it with an unhealthy dose of humor, wraps it up in an animation style that feels like Adult Swim met Breaking Bad, and slaps you in the face with a soundtrack that somehow makes pushing fictional narcotics feel like a religious experience. Welcome to the Drug Trade, You Scumbag The premise? You’re a washed-up drug dealer, clawing your way back to the top of the criminal underworld by doing what you do best—getting people absolutely hooked on increasingly questionable substances.But don’t get it twisted; Schedule 1 […]

R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
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R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold

If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell.So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust or one of the […]

Everything You Need to Know About Monster Hunter Wilds
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Monster Hunter Wilds: Everything You Need to Know

Getting Pumped for Monster Hunter Wilds Ever since Monster Hunter World dropped and completely redefined what it meant to be a AAA action RPG, Capcom has been on an absolute tear with the franchise. From the jaw-dropping environments to the downright exhilarating boss fights, it’s been one of my favorite gaming addictions for years. Now, with Monster Hunter Wilds on the horizon, it’s time to sharpen our blades, stock up on Mega Potions, and prepare for another thrilling hunt. We’ve gathered all the juicy details so far, from new characters and monsters to fresh mechanics and system requirements. Let’s dive in! Story: The Forbidden Lands Beckon From what we know so far, Monster Hunter Wilds takes place in the mysterious Forbidden Lands, a sprawling and unpredictable environment filled with new threats and untold secrets. The narrative revolves around a young boy named Nata, […]

Marvel Rivals Review Secret Ingredient Why It's So Good
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Marvel Rivals: The Formula Western Games Can’t Understand

Marvel Rivals is the Heroic Game Changer we Needed Marvel Rivals has smashed onto the gaming scene like Hulk through a wall, leaving a trail of broken records and starstruck players. Yet, despite its undeniable success, there’s a weird undercurrent of criticism coming from legacy gaming media and the "modern" crowd of gamers that....no one's really surprised at anymore.They’re trying to compare it to other hero shooters like Overwatch or nitpick every design choice as if it’s the end of gaming civilization, when in the end - it's just a good game made for people that actually enjoy gaming.Bananas and blasphemy. Let’s cut through the noise. Marvel Rivals isn’t just a hero shooter—it’s a masterclass in how to balance great characters, creative design, and gameplay without pandering to tired ideologies or virtue signaling. It’s also a big, juicy middle finger to […]

Path of Exile 2 Game Announcement Release
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Path of Exile 2: Symphony of Chaos and Customization

GETTING HYPED FOR THE DEC. 6TH LAUNCH The sequel to Path of Exile is almost here, with Early Access kicking off on December 6, 2024, and fans of ARPGs are sharpening their builds and theories in anticipation.Path of Exile 2 isn’t just slapping a shiny coat of graphics on the old game—it’s a ground-up evolution designed to cater to both long-time players and newbies lured in by the promise of brutal combat, unparalleled customization, and (of course) no wallet-ravaging microtransactions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtItW3Dgy9Y WHAT'S NEW IN PATH OF EXILE 2? While Path of Exile made its name with an intimidating skill tree, endless loot grind, and a free-to-play model done right, the sequel kicks it up a notch—or ten.Some key upgrades include:Improved Graphics & Animation: From spell effects to armor textures, PoE2 boasts a visual overhaul that rivals even the most expensive paid ARPGs.Skill System Overhaul: Instead of gem […]

Lol Arcane Season 2 Act 1 Review
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League of Legend’s Arcane: Season 2, Act 1 Review

Arcane’s Back with a Bang: Season 2, Act 1 Overview The return of Arcane has made waves, and Season 2, Act 1 sets the stage for another jaw-dropping season. Based on the characters and lore from League of Legends, Arcane continues to shine as an adaptation that’s impressing both gamers and anime fans alike.Before jumping in, let me warn - this is basically all spoilers so if you haven't watched Season 2 Act 1 yet, do that first!With that out of the way - Act 1 of Season 2 brings us back to the politically charged world of Piltover and the underbelly of Zaun, and things are not getting any easier for our favorite (and least favorite) characters. Plot so Far: Tensions, Alliances, and More Secrets Season 2 kicks off with escalating drama in Piltover and Zaun. After the events of […]

What is Banana Game Steam Report AFK
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What is the Banana Game? The Peel Back on Steam’s Clicker

What the Hell Even is the Banana Game? If you've been checking the Steam charts to watch the spiraling downfall of Dragon Age: The Veilguard's woke propaganda being flushed down the toilet by gamers worldwide - you might have noticed Banana chillin near the top (#2 at the time of writing with 391,043 concurrent players) and thought to yourself, "What the hell is Banana?".Completely understandable question.So, here we are diving into Banana on Steam, a game that probably started as a fever dream in someone’s fruit bowl one morning that has officially become a Steam sensation...although not without its concerns, controversies, and criticisms.For those of us who remember the sheer click-mania of Cookie Clicker, Banana takes that concept and cranks up the absurdity, adding layers of charm, social features, and a whole barrel of rare bananas to keep us clicking. […]

Why We Love Dan Da Dan Anime Report AFK
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Dan Da Dan: The Fall Anime You Didn’t Know You Needed

Image Credit: Dan Da Dan | GKIDS Films | Crunchyroll Let's Dive Deep into Dan Da Dan! Alright, folks, let’s talk about Dan Da Dan—the show that’s part sci-fi, part supernatural, and entirely chaotic in the best way possible. If you only caught a glimpse of it in our fall anime rundown, you’re missing out.A reader pointed out we barely scratched the surface of this mind-bending series, and honestly, they’re right. This is an anime that deserves the spotlight. So, buckle up, because it’s time to dive deep into the funsies and madness that is - Dan Da Dan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XJxfbN36UwVideo Credit: Crunchyroll | YouTube Overall Plot: Aliens, Ghosts, and Chaos - Oh My! Let’s set the scene: Dan Da Dan follows two high schoolers, Ken Takakura (aka Okarun) and Momo Ayase. Okarun is a nerd who’s obsessed with aliens, while […]

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