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Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remastered Release
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Oblivion Remastered: Bethesda’s Sneaky Nostalgia Bomb

Bethesda Stealth-Drops Oblivion Remastered Like It’s an Indie Game (??) So, in classic Bethesda fashion—where logic and timing are optional—they just dropped The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered outta nowhere. No hype cycle. No cringey Todd Howard on a livestream whispering, “It just works.” Just boom—new (old) game.Steam page. Go play it. Wild. This felt less like a triumphant return and more like someone trying to slide back into a party they Irish exited five years ago. Zero fanfare, just that awkward, “Oh hey, I’m back. You guys still like… gates to hell, right?” Image Source: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Let’s be clear—this isn’t some little “HD texture pack slapped on the corpse of a beloved classic.” This is a full-on remaster. New lighting engine, updated character models that (mostly) don’t look like melting potatoes, and that juicy […]

R.E.P.O. Item Guide Best Items
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R.E.P.O. Item Guide: Every Item Ranked

Ranking Every Item in R.E.P.O. Like Your Steam Refund Depends on It Welcome to the chaotic world of R.E.P.O., a game where you're tossed into seemingly haunted, monster-infested hellholes to snatch valuables and make it out alive - preferably with all your adorably robotic limbs intact.If you're not familiar with this amazing bag of crazy yet, you can check out our full R.E.P.O. game review first, but in this guide we'll be diving deep into the arsenal of purchasable items and buffs that can mean the difference between a successful haul and becoming delicious monster chow.Please note that this is a review of all of the items currently in the live game, however, if you're looking for a guide on all of the new weapons available on the R.E.P.O. open beta branch, you can check out our full guide on the […]

Schedule 1 Game Review Drug Game
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Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed

Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks.This absolute fever dream of a game is sitting pretty at #3 on Steam’s most-played list at the time of writing, and for damn good reason. It takes the already-addictive formula of management sims, injects it with an unhealthy dose of humor, wraps it up in an animation style that feels like Adult Swim met Breaking Bad, and slaps you in the face with a soundtrack that somehow makes pushing fictional narcotics feel like a religious experience. Welcome to the Drug Trade, You Scumbag The premise? You’re a washed-up drug dealer, clawing your way back to the top of the criminal underworld by doing what you do best—getting people absolutely hooked on increasingly questionable substances.But don’t get it twisted; Schedule 1 […]

REPO Dev Vlog Update Notes Matchmaking Overcharge
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R.E.P.O. Update Preview: Matchmaking, Overcharge, and More

Alright, let’s talk R.E.P.O.—the game that stormed Steam and somehow launched without a proper matchmaking system (seriously, how?). But hey, it’s sitting comfortably at #5 on the most-played list, and the devs have been cooking up some much-needed improvements. They just dropped a vlog detailing what’s coming next, and there’s a lot to chew on so let's break it down! Matchmaking - Finally, Some Convenience First and foremost, matchmaking is finally making its way into R.E.P.O. If you’re anything like me, trying to find lobbies through random Discord servers or third-party forums was an absolute pain in the ass. A game this popular launching without matchmaking was a baffling oversight, but at least they’re fixing it quickly.Soon, you’ll be able to queue up and find teammates without having to scroll through sketchy subreddits or beg your friends to buy the game.This […]

REPO Monster Guide How to Beat the Entities
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R.E.P.O. Monster Guide: How to Survive the Horrors

Meet the Monsters in R.E.P.O. The survival horror scene just got its newest addiction, and R.E.P.O. is clawing its way up the Steam charts faster than The Huntsman shooting a sneeze. If you’re diving headfirst into this terrifying world, you’ll need more than just guts—you’ll need a plan. This guide is your ultimate cheat sheet for dealing with every nasty thing lurking in the dark.We’re breaking this down into two main categories: small monsters (a.k.a. the annoying little creeps that will ruin your day) and large monsters (the real threats that, thankfully, cough up some good loot when they go down). You can scroll down the guide or just click on the monsters' names below.BangerGnomeHiddenPeeperRugratSpewerUpscreamAnimalApex PredatorBowtieChefClownHeadmanHuntsmanMentalistReaperRobeShadow ChildTrudge R.E.P.O.'s Small Monsters Banger (Skull Grenades) Health: 50Damage: 30 per explosion (plus environmental damage if sent flying)Strength to Lift: 0Orb Value: N/A Imagine if a […]

R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
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R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold

If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell.So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust or one of the […]

Assassin's Creed Shadows Review A Missed Strike in the Dark
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Assassin’s Creed: Shadows – A Missed Strike in the Dark

Assassin's Creed: Shadows—A Dive into Ubisoft's Latest Controversy Magnet Ubisoft’s latest Assassin’s Creed entry, Shadows, has landed - and with it, a tidal wave of controversy.From its historical liberties to marketing disasters, this game is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But perhaps the biggest red flag is Ubisoft’s so-called "anti-harassment plan"—a move some see as preemptive damage control.Let’s break it all down. Was Yasuke an Actual Samurai? Let's kick things off with our protagonist, Yasuke. Ubisoft proudly presents him as an African samurai, a bold move that screams diversity. But hold your katanas - historical records about Yasuke are as scarce as a stealthy ninja in broad daylight. While it's documented that Yasuke arrived in Japan and caught the eye of Oda Nobunaga, the leap to samurai status is more speculative than solid. Some historians, like Yu Hirayama, argue that Yasuke […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Ultimate Hammer Guide
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The Ultimate Hammer Guide for Monster Hunter Wilds

If you’re looking to turn monster skulls into fine powder while asserting dominance in Monster Hunter Wilds, the Hammer is your best friend.This absolute unit of a weapon delivers bone-crunching blows, sends monsters into dizzy spells with KO damage, and keeps your hunts refreshingly violent. But swinging a giant hunk of metal and/or bone isn’t just about brute force—you need strategy, positioning, and the right setup to truly master the Hammer.So, let's get into it: from general gameplay tips to hammer combos, decorations, and the best Hammers for each monster, this guide will make sure you're wrecking shop in style. Image Source: Monster Hunter Wilds | Capcom Hammer Gameplay & Recommendations Playstyle and Positioning The Hammer is all about charged attacks and stunning monsters by bonking them on the head.Forget cutting tails—you're here to crush skulls. Aim for the head as […]

Phasmophobia Full Guide for New Bleasdale Farmhouse
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Bleasdale Farmhouse Guide: A Masterpiece of Creepiness

The Phasmophobia devs have done it again - Bleasdale Farmhouse just got one hell of a glow-up, and I have to say, this might be one of the best reworks yet. The attention to detail is insane. The farmhouse now feels like an actual, lived-in home where a whole lot of paranormal bad juju went down. Every room tells its own story, and while you’re soaking in the eerie atmosphere, you might notice some new mechanics designed to make ghost-hunting even smoother (or scarier, depending on how you look at it).Motion sensor lights? Dual light switches? Actual ease of navigation instead of stumbling around in the dark like an idiot?Yes, please.But enough about aesthetics - let’s get into the real meat of the update: where to find your cursed objects, where to hide when things go south, and some sneaky little […]

Phasmophobia Bleasdale Farmhouse Map Rework Update Ghost Hunting
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New Phasmophobia Bleasdale Farmhouse Rework First Impressions

Bleasdale Farmhouse is Getting a Makeover, and It’s About Time If you’ve been ghost-hunting your way through Phasmophobia since its early access launch, you’ve probably spent way too much time screaming in Bleasdale Farmhouse. Whether it’s because of that stupid attic ghost that never seems to come downstairs or the inevitable moment when you get hunted before you even find the cursed object, Bleasdale has been an iconic (and sometimes lovingly infuriating) part of the game. But now, Phasmophobia devs are finally giving this classic map a much-needed overhaul, and honestly? It’s about damn time. Phasmophobia: The Ghost-Hunting Juggernaut Before diving into the changes, let’s take a moment to appreciate just how Phasmophobia has pioneered and absolutely dominated the ghost-hunting genre.When it dropped in 2020, it didn’t just introduce a creepy multiplayer experience—it pretty much defined what a modern ghost-hunting game should […]

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