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Darkwater Invasion Update Guide
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Darkwater’s Invasion Update: Your Chance to Release the Kraken!

The Deep Sea Nightmare Update Worth Playing If you thought Darkwater was already a tense, claustrophobic trip to the bottom of the ocean, buckle up. The new Invasion update is here and it is not playing nice. The devs just crammed more horrors, weapons, and toys into this FTL-like survival nightmare, and if you have even a shred of love for deep sea chaos, you should be paying attention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ZOyShmQz4 Video: Darkwater Invasion Update | Targon Studios Oh, and Darkwater is 20% off on Steam until August 19 at 10 AM PT. That’s your window. Miss it and you might as well feed yourself to a crab. New Stealthing New Enemies Submarine Upgrades New Biome Performance Improvements Darkwater Recap Learn to Sneak or Get Smacked in Darkwater The first big addition is the stealth system. You can now crouch, sneak, […]

Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Rework Guide
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Complete Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Rework Guide

Here's Your Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Guide! Welcome back to the Grafton Farmhouse - or as it’s now known, “that place your therapist warned you about, but you didn't listen.”Kinetic Games has dropped a full visual rework, and this isn’t just a coat of paint. We’re talking a work room from hell, walls that let the weather in (because insulation is for for the weak), interactive mannequins that belong in a fever dream, and cursed possessions tossed around like free candy at a serial killer’s open house.Whether you’re here to min-max your survival odds or just scream in surround sound with your friends, let’s break down everything new, creepy, and blood-moon-beautiful about Grafton’s latest nightmare fuel. Grafton OverviewCursed PossessionsFuse Box SpawnsHiding SpotsGrafton Farmhouse LoreGrafton Tips The Grafton Farmhouse Glow-Up (and Tear-Down) Before the rework, Grafton and Bleasdale felt like two branches […]

Tales of the Shire and Sweet Baby Inc Fails
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Tales of the Shire and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops to Avoid

Tales of the Shire Trips Over Its Own Hairy Feet and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops If you’ve been anywhere near gaming news this week, you’ve probably heard the soft thud of Tales of the Shire hitting the market - and then promptly falling into the compost heap behind Mordor. What was supposed to be a cozy, heartwarming Hobbit life sim has turned into yet another cautionary tale in the saga of Sweet Baby Inc. (SBI) involvement in modern gaming. PSA Reminder: Sweet Baby Inc. For the uninitiated, Sweet Baby Inc. is a Canadian "narrative consultancy" led by Kim Belair that claims to want to help studios tell better stories through inorganic heaps of diversity, equity, and inclusion...hard pass. But to gamers who haven't been sipping on the leftist propaganda Kool-Aid, their influence has become a scarlet letter: you […]

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Twisted Reflection Trailer
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Capcom Announces Monster Hunter Stories 3 With New Teaser

Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection Announced Capcom has done it again! And by “it,” we mean dropping a vague, mood-heavy announcement trailer for a game we won’t be able to touch until 2026. That’s right, Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection is officially real, officially teased, and officially nowhere close to launch. But hey, at least we got a name, some ominous art, and a trailer full of cinematic longing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszCdDNI-ls Video: Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection - Announcement Trailer | Monster Hunter Twisted Reflection marks the third entry in the turn-based Monster Hunter Stories RPG spinoff series, which is basically what happens when you bond with the monsters instead of slicing their tails off for armor parts. You play as a Rider, not a Hunter, raising and fighting alongside your adorable-yet-deadly Monsties (yes, that’s still what they’re […]

Phasmophobia Nell's Update and Grafton Sneak Peak
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Phasmophobia Update: Grafton Rework + Nell’s Diner Incoming

Nell’s Diner Is Serving Ghosts on the Side Phasmophobia is back again with a new update on the way, and no, it’s not another bug fix disguised as content. We’re talking a full-blown Grafton Farmhouse rework, some shiny new Twitch Drops, and an upcoming map that sounds like it was plucked straight out of a haunted Grease remake. That’s right, Nell’s Diner is officially in development, and we’re already dreaming of ghost-infested milkshakes. Kinetic Games has been absolutely cookin' since the Chronicle update and I'm here for it! Let’s break it down, because between the animated cosmetics and a haunted house facelift, you’re gonna want to dust off your EMF reader whether you like it or not. Twitch Drops Are Back – And This Time, They’re Animated Kinetic Games is reviving the Twitch Drop train, and they’re dangling some pretty […]

Marvel Rivals 3.5 Update Blade Arises
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Marvel Rivals 3.5 Update: Blade Joins, Knull Returns, Don’t AFK

Marvel Rivals 3.5 Update Breakdown Welcome back to some more funderful Marvel Rivals news, where the stakes are high, the skins are hot, and the penalties for going AFK might actually make you sweat more than a 1v5 against Iron Fist. Update 3.5 drops on August 8, 2025, and it’s packing more than just a few shiny cosmetics. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of those too. Blade Ascends...Literally First off, Blade is officially slicing his way into the roster. And this isn’t your granddad’s vampire slayer. He’s now wielding Phoenix fire AND the abyss because subtlety is dead and buried in this game’s lore. His debut bundle comes with costumes, emojis, dynamic moods, and probably the power to bankrupt your wallet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwI30KsqK8 Video: Blade: The One and Only | Character Reveal | Marvel Rivals New lore entries are also here, including […]

Don't Starve Together DST Update Notes and Trailer
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Don’t Starve Together Update: Forgone Trailer and Patch Notes

DST’s Latest Update Drops some fun Lore Bombs Ah, Don’t Starve Together. The game that constantly asks, “How much funderful trauma can we heap onto these weird little Victorian survivors before they snap like overcooked twigs?” Klei just dropped their latest update, From Beyond: Forgone, and let’s just say…things are getting shadowy, shocking, and suspiciously sentimental. This update brings a moody new animated short, a mess of gameplay tweaks, shiny cosmetics, and a free login reward that practically screams, “We know you uninstalled, but please come back for the hat.” Charlie’s Having a Crisis and We’re Just Here for the Drama Klei dropped a gorgeous and moody cinematic story trailer called Forgone (watch it below) that dives deep into Charlie’s mental spiral, and it’s surprisingly raw for a game where you can die of bee stings and starvation within the […]

Palworld Master Moon Lord Update
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Palworld Master Moon Lord Update: Bringing Bug Fixes and Pain

Palworld's Master Moon Lord Is Here to Eat Your Save Files Well well well, look who decided to patch their game like responsible devs. Palworld v0.6.4 is here - swooping in hot off the back of the even more bug-stompy v0.6.2 - and while it’s not a full content drop, it’s loaded with fixes, tweaks, and one big 'ol oversized celestial tentacle monster who would like a word with your underleveled squad. Let’s dig into the patch notes and see what PocketPair hath wrought, and whether it’s finally safe to summon Pals without triggering a catastrophic team wipe. A Quick Recap: The Great Savepocalypse of v0.6.2 Before we get to the shiny stuff, let’s pour one out for Palworld v0.6.2 - aka “The Hotfix That Saved Your Pals (Sometimes).” This patch was all about squashing the bugs that had PS5 […]

Hasan Piker Music Video Communist in a Gucci Bag
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Communist in a Gucci Bag | Hasan Piker Music Video

Communist in a Gucci Bag Music Video Roast Track Within 30 minutes of dropping this masterpiece on YouTube, it was flagged and taken down for allegedly violating the “Violent Criminal Organizations” policy - which, while kind of insulting, is also objectively hilarious. Apparently, dropping some AI bars about hypocrisy hits harder than we thought. The appeal was successful (because duh), and now the video lives on to mock another day. “Communist in a Gucci Bag” is a no-holds-barred roast of Twitch's favorite champagne socialist, Hasan Piker, a man who preaches class struggle from the comfort of a multi-million-dollar LA mansion while rocking designer drip and throwing tantrums when you question the grindset. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA1R53s9wCI Video: He's a Communist in a Gucci Bag | Hasan Piker" | ReportAFK The inspiration is Hasan’s weirdly obsessive non-response to Nuxanor - badass Vtuber he refused to […]

Marvel Rivals July Update Wolverine Nerfs and Summer Skins
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Marvel Rivals July Update: Wolverine Nerfs and New Skins

Marvel Rivals July Update Hits Wolverine with the Nerf Bat If you've been playing Marvel Rivals lately and wondering why your tank’s been getting sliced into vibranium confetti - congrats, it wasn’t just you. Wolverine got buffed last week and immediately decided to speedrun the Vanguard population into extinction. But don’t worry, NetEase saw the chaos and slapped a hotfix on him faster than he could yell “SNIKT!” From Apex Predator to Slightly Less Annoying Let’s be real - bro needed it. The berserk little mutant was melting faces with Phoenix in tow, steamrolling tanks with that claw combo and healing faster than most support mains. The devs took five days to admit they goofed, and hit him with a nerf triple-play: Image: Wolverine | X-Men | Disney Berserk Claw Strike damage and range: down Healing Factor cooldown: up (90s […]

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