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Deep Rock Galactic Survivor Game Review
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Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor | Full Release Game Review

Rock and stone, miners. Funday Games has dropped us into the gut of Hoxxes yet again. This time, it’s not a co-op expedition; it’s you against the bugs, the darkness, and your own greed. Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor is finally out in full (version 1.0 as of September 17, 2025), and it delivers plenty of carnage, digging, and loot…with just a few sore spots. Here’s how it stacks up. Narrative & Story Ehhhhh, don’t go in expecting an epic saga of dwarven lore. Survivor is light on any semblance of a narrative and you'll quickly find out that this isn’t your Skyrim with pickaxes. It leans into its universe’s skin: the Deep Rock Galactic IP gives you enough flavor, setting, and dwarf-attitude to care what you're doing, but the story mostly comes from what you do, not what you're told. […]

How to Beat the Lace First Encounter Boss in Silksong
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How to Beat the Lace First Encounter in Hollow Knight: Silksong

Silksong Lace First Encounter Boss Guide Lace isn’t here to give you a warm Silksong welcome - she’s here to ruin your day. This first encounter sets the tone for just how unrelenting she is, darting around the arena like a caffeinated wasp with a sword. The fight is fast, flashy, and downright chaotic, but once you know her patterns, it’s way more manageable. Feel free to use the navigation below to scroll to any specific section or just continue reading. Before the Fight Boss Attacks and Moveset Video Guide Lace Boss Fight Strategies Prepping for the Lace Fight Lace’s first showdown takes place in Deep Docks, right in the middle of the area. You’ll know you’re close when you start to hear her singing echo through the corridors. From the Deep Docks entrance, head right, then follow the lowest […]

How to Beat the Bell Beast Boss in Silksong
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How to Beat the Bell Beast Boss in Hollow Knight: Silksong

Silksong First Boss Guide Silksong is finally here, and the internet is losing its collective mind. Years of waiting, countless memes, and way too many fake release date “leaks” later, and bam, we’re in Pharloom swinging Hornet’s needle at bugs twice her size. One of the first true roadblocks you’ll hit is the Bell Beast, a chunky roly-poly that looks like it belongs in a toy chest until it’s bouncing across the screen and deleting your health bar. Bell Beast Boss LocationBoss Fight MechanicsVideo GuideBell Beast TipsBell Beast Rewards Finding the Bell Beast Boss in Silksong You’ll find this boss tangled up in silk near the top of The Marrow, hanging out uncomfortably close to map vendor Shakra.  Image: How to Find the Bell Beast Location | Hollow Night: Silksong Don’t get too excited until you’ve unlocked the Silk Spear from […]

Hollow Knight Silksong Crashing Storefronts and Indie Devs Crashing Out
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Crashes Storefronts and Indie Dev Egos

Silksong: The Game Drop Heard 'Round the World After six years of waiting, Hollow Knight: Silksong finally landed on September 4, 2025 - and it didn’t just land, it detonated with a deafening boom that was impossible to ignore.The surprise launch was so massive it knocked Steam, PlayStation, Xbox, and the Nintendo eShop into the dirt. At one point, over 535,000 players were logged in on Steam just three hours after release, with numbers across all platforms suggesting more than a million people hopped in on day one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9cVideo: Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Trailer | Team Cherry It wasn’t just a game launch; it was an extinction-level event. The kind of release that sends shockwaves through the industry and leaves everyone else scrambling to pick up the pieces. Indie Dev Titanic, Meet the Hype Iceberg Normally when big titles drop, […]

Doll Imposter Toy Factory Full Release Game Review
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Doll Impostor Review: Creepy Dolls, Deduction, and Pure Panic

If you’ve ever had a doll staring at you from across the room and thought, “That thing wants me dead”, congratulations - you’re already halfway to understanding Doll Impostor. The game has officially crawled out of Early Access and into full release on Steam, and it’s every bit as unnerving as you’d expect of a game themed around nightmare-fueled dolls. So What is Doll Imposter? At its core, Doll Impostor is a deduction-based horror experience. You’re dropped into environments stuffed with lifeless dolls, but one of them isn’t just decoration. It’s a killer. Your job is to figure out which doll is the impostor before morning or things get...messy. Think of it as Among Us or Town of Salem meets Child’s Play, but with fewer memes and way more porcelain death glares. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UN6PAVAzMc Video: Doll Imposter Trailer | HeadArrow Studios […]

Alyssa Mercante Put the Fries in the Bag Video
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Put the Fries in the Bag – The Alyssa Mercante Song

More Satirical Funsies in the Form of a Music Video Well, it happened again - I got bored and a video got made. This time,  the spotlight’s on Alyssa Mercante - ex-Kotaku editor, professional victim, and now the star of my musical roast that nobody asked for (but I had way too much free time to make). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U337S8CbI Video: Put the Fries in the Bag - The Alyssa Mercante Song | ReportAFK Following up my songs about Hasan and Ludwig (embedded below), I figured it was only fair Alyssa got her own theme music too. Edgy, satirical, and about as subtle as a drive-thru speaker at 2AM, this was pretty fun to make ngl. Chorus TL;DR: Put the fries in the bag Moral of the story: Don’t start drama if you can’t handle the receipts. If you like this kind […]

Bendy Lone Wolf Everything You Need to Know
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Bendy: Lone Wolf – Gameplay, Platforms, Price, and Boris’ Lore

Boris Steps Out of the Shadows in Bendy: Lone Wolf It’s official: Bendy: Lone Wolf has finally launched, and Boris the Wolf is done playing sidekick. For years, Bendy’s universe has thrived on a bizarre cocktail of old-school cartoon charm and unsettling horror - a style that looks like Steamboat Willie took a wrong turn into Silent Hill. Image: Mmm Classic Bacon Soup | Bendy: Lone Wolf | Joey Drew Studios Now, for the first time since Boris and the Dark Survival, Boris is back in the driver’s seat, and this time, he’s not just running from the ink. He’s surviving it. Boris: From Background Pal to Lone Survivor For anyone who’s new to the franchise, Boris the Wolf is no random mascot - he’s a relic from Joey Drew Studios’ in-universe cartoon days. Friendly, silent, and often wearing that […]

Darkwater Invasion Update Guide
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Darkwater’s Invasion Update: Your Chance to Release the Kraken!

The Deep Sea Nightmare Update Worth Playing If you thought Darkwater was already a tense, claustrophobic trip to the bottom of the ocean, buckle up. The new Invasion update is here and it is not playing nice. The devs just crammed more horrors, weapons, and toys into this FTL-like survival nightmare, and if you have even a shred of love for deep sea chaos, you should be paying attention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ZOyShmQz4 Video: Darkwater Invasion Update | Targon Studios Oh, and Darkwater is 20% off on Steam until August 19 at 10 AM PT. That’s your window. Miss it and you might as well feed yourself to a crab. New Stealthing New Enemies Submarine Upgrades New Biome Performance Improvements Darkwater Recap Learn to Sneak or Get Smacked in Darkwater The first big addition is the stealth system. You can now crouch, sneak, […]

Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Rework Guide
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Complete Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Rework Guide

Here's Your Phasmophobia Grafton Farmhouse Guide! Welcome back to the Grafton Farmhouse - or as it’s now known, “that place your therapist warned you about, but you didn't listen.”Kinetic Games has dropped a full visual rework, and this isn’t just a coat of paint. We’re talking a work room from hell, walls that let the weather in (because insulation is for for the weak), interactive mannequins that belong in a fever dream, and cursed possessions tossed around like free candy at a serial killer’s open house.Whether you’re here to min-max your survival odds or just scream in surround sound with your friends, let’s break down everything new, creepy, and blood-moon-beautiful about Grafton’s latest nightmare fuel. Grafton OverviewCursed PossessionsFuse Box SpawnsHiding SpotsGrafton Farmhouse LoreGrafton Tips The Grafton Farmhouse Glow-Up (and Tear-Down) Before the rework, Grafton and Bleasdale felt like two branches […]

Tales of the Shire and Sweet Baby Inc Fails
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Tales of the Shire and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops to Avoid

Tales of the Shire Trips Over Its Own Hairy Feet and 9 Other Sweet Baby Inc. Flops If you’ve been anywhere near gaming news this week, you’ve probably heard the soft thud of Tales of the Shire hitting the market - and then promptly falling into the compost heap behind Mordor. What was supposed to be a cozy, heartwarming Hobbit life sim has turned into yet another cautionary tale in the saga of Sweet Baby Inc. (SBI) involvement in modern gaming. PSA Reminder: Sweet Baby Inc. For the uninitiated, Sweet Baby Inc. is a Canadian "narrative consultancy" led by Kim Belair that claims to want to help studios tell better stories through inorganic heaps of diversity, equity, and inclusion...hard pass. But to gamers who haven't been sipping on the leftist propaganda Kool-Aid, their influence has become a scarlet letter: you […]

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