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League of Legends Patch 25.09: Spirit Blossom Shenanigans
Welcome to Season 2, Summoners! Riot Games has is dropping Patch 25.09 on April 30th, and it's bursting with updates that'll make your head spin faster than a Teemo shroom.From a mystical map makeover to gameplay tweaks that'll shake up your ranked grind, here's everything you need to know. Important Highlights: What's Blooming in 25.09 for League? Spirit Blossom Rift: A Map Makeover Say goodbye to the old Summoner's Rift and hello to the ethereal Spirit Blossom Rift. Image Source: League of Legends Patch 25.09 | Riot Games This seasonal transformation brings a fresh aesthetic to your matches, immersing you in the vibrant hues and serene ambiance of Ionia's Spirit Blossom Festival. It's not just a visual treat; it's a whole vibe. Thornbound Atakhan: One Demon to Rule Them All This Patch Atakhan returns with a twist. Previously, we had […]
Oblivion Remastered Drama: Nexus Mods Bans Gender Mods
Oblivion Remastered mod ban sparks backlash. Nexus Mods is under fire again—gamers want their classic character creator back.
Oblivion Remastered: Bethesda’s Sneaky Nostalgia Bomb
Bethesda Stealth-Drops Oblivion Remastered Like It’s an Indie Game (??) So, in classic Bethesda fashion—where logic and timing are optional—they just dropped The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered outta nowhere. No hype cycle. No cringey Todd Howard on a livestream whispering, “It just works.” Just boom—new (old) game.Steam page. Go play it. Wild. This felt less like a triumphant return and more like someone trying to slide back into a party they Irish exited five years ago. Zero fanfare, just that awkward, “Oh hey, I’m back. You guys still like… gates to hell, right?” Image Source: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Let’s be clear—this isn’t some little “HD texture pack slapped on the corpse of a beloved classic.” This is a full-on remaster. New lighting engine, updated character models that (mostly) don’t look like melting potatoes, and that juicy […]
R.E.P.O. Item Guide: Every Item Ranked
Ranking Every Item in R.E.P.O. Like Your Steam Refund Depends on It Welcome to the chaotic world of R.E.P.O., a game where you're tossed into seemingly haunted, monster-infested hellholes to snatch valuables and make it out alive—preferably with all your adorably robotic limbs intact.If you're not familiar with this amazing bag of crazy yet, you can check out our full R.E.P.O. game review first, but in this guide we'll be diving deep into the arsenal of purchasable items and buffs that can mean the difference between a successful haul and becoming delicious monster chow.We'll rank these tools of the trade, separating the must-haves from the hot garbage. How Items Work in R.E.P.O. In R.E.P.O., your success hinges on the equipment you bring into the field.The in-game store offers a funderful selection of items, from weapons to drones, each with unique functionalities […]
Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks.This absolute fever dream of a game is sitting pretty at #3 on Steam’s most-played list at the time of writing, and for damn good reason. It takes the already-addictive formula of management sims, injects it with an unhealthy dose of humor, wraps it up in an animation style that feels like Adult Swim met Breaking Bad, and slaps you in the face with a soundtrack that somehow makes pushing fictional narcotics feel like a religious experience. Welcome to the Drug Trade, You Scumbag The premise? You’re a washed-up drug dealer, clawing your way back to the top of the criminal underworld by doing what you do best—getting people absolutely hooked on increasingly questionable substances.But don’t get it twisted; Schedule 1 […]
R.E.P.O. Update Preview: Matchmaking, Overcharge, and More
Alright, let’s talk R.E.P.O.—the game that stormed Steam and somehow launched without a proper matchmaking system (seriously, how?). But hey, it’s sitting comfortably at #5 on the most-played list, and the devs have been cooking up some much-needed improvements. They just dropped a vlog detailing what’s coming next, and there’s a lot to chew on so let's break it down! Matchmaking - Finally, Some Convenience First and foremost, matchmaking is finally making its way into R.E.P.O. If you’re anything like me, trying to find lobbies through random Discord servers or third-party forums was an absolute pain in the ass. A game this popular launching without matchmaking was a baffling oversight, but at least they’re fixing it quickly.Soon, you’ll be able to queue up and find teammates without having to scroll through sketchy subreddits or beg your friends to buy the game.This […]
R.E.P.O. Monster Guide: How to Survive the Horrors
Meet the Monsters in R.E.P.O. The survival horror scene just got its newest addiction, and R.E.P.O. is clawing its way up the Steam charts faster than The Huntsman shooting a sneeze. If you’re diving headfirst into this terrifying world, you’ll need more than just guts—you’ll need a plan. This guide is your ultimate cheat sheet for dealing with every nasty thing lurking in the dark.We’re breaking this down into two main categories: small monsters (a.k.a. the annoying little creeps that will ruin your day) and large monsters (the real threats that, thankfully, cough up some good loot when they go down). You can scroll down the guide or just click on the monsters' names below.BangerGnomeHiddenPeeperRugratSpewerUpscreamAnimalApex PredatorBowtieChefClownHeadmanHuntsmanMentalistReaperRobeShadow ChildTrudge R.E.P.O.'s Small Monsters Banger (Skull Grenades) Health: 50Damage: 30 per explosion (plus environmental damage if sent flying)Strength to Lift: 0Orb Value: N/A Imagine if a […]
R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell.So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust or one of the […]
Assassin’s Creed: Shadows – A Missed Strike in the Dark
Assassin's Creed: Shadows—A Dive into Ubisoft's Latest Controversy Magnet Ubisoft’s latest Assassin’s Creed entry, Shadows, has landed—and with it, a tidal wave of controversy.From its historical liberties to marketing disasters, this game is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But perhaps the biggest red flag is Ubisoft’s so-called "anti-harassment plan"—a move some see as preemptive damage control.Let’s break it all down. Was Yasuke an Actual Samurai? Let's kick things off with our protagonist, Yasuke. Ubisoft proudly presents him as an African samurai, a bold move that screams diversity. But hold your katanas—historical records about Yasuke are as scarce as a stealthy ninja in broad daylight. While it's documented that Yasuke arrived in Japan and caught the eye of Oda Nobunaga, the leap to samurai status is more speculative than solid. Some historians, like Yu Hirayama, argue that Yasuke was given a stipend, […]
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