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Shock Collar Hearts Does Hasan Love Asmongold Music Video Song
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New Hasan and Asmongold Music Video: Shock Collar Hearts

Enjoy The Love Song Nobody Asked For Report AFK is back with something truly unnecessary but deeply inevitable: Shock Collar Hearts, a satirical parody music video inspired by funderful streamer culture, endless crashouts, and Hasan Piker's heroic inability to stop talking about Asmongold. This isn’t journalism. This is therapy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-_nGYCjeY Video: Shock Collar Hearts | Report AFK The Origin Story of This Unholy Music Video If you’ve spent any time watching any liberal-leaning livestreams over the past year, you’ve probably noticed a pattern: Stream starts on random topic Streamer brings up Asmongold or Trump Everything collapses Rinse. Repeat. Good times? Shock Collar Hearts was born from that loop. Not from one clip, not from one meltdown, but from the ritual itself. The crashout isn’t a bug anymore. It’s the content. The song is written from a purely fictionalized first-person perspective from […]

Ayefkay January 16, 2026

More Chinese by the Day Hasan Music Video Song
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More Chinese by the Day | Can’t Meme in Beijing Hasan

Some songs arrive fully formed, others are born from pure, concentrated irony. "More Chinese by the Day" is very much the latter. After seeing a tweet on X from Hasan Piker that literally said “we are becoming more Chinese by the day” after posted in the wake of an on-stream incident in Tiananmen Square where the toxic streamer was briefly stopped while showing a meme  -  I couldn’t not turn the whole ridiculous vibe into a song. we are becoming more chinese by the day pic.twitter.com/zwAypxYQ7t— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) November 13, 2025 The Making of the song "More Chinese by the Day" The track started as a single sarcastic line in my notes and quickly snowballed into a full parody: a globe-trotting “passport bro” character (Hasan, of course) who preaches revolution on camera, lives in a mansion off donations, and somehow rubs shoulders […]

Ayefkay November 15, 2025

Too Many Miztakes Mizkif Diss Track Song
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Too Many Miztakes: How the Mizkif Drama Became a Diss Track

How the Cringe Streamer Saga Became a Song If you’ve been watching Twitch from the sidelines (or deep in the chat spam), you know when internet drama hits, it hits hard. The story of Mizkif, his ex-girlfriend Emiru, and a barrage of scandal is exactly the kind of combustible content that demanded a soundtrack. Hence: Too Many Miztakes. Here’s the timeline, the key moments, and how it all inspired a funderful diss rap you’ll want to blast in your headphones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxTuRGK9SHw Video: Too Many Miztakes | The Mizkif Diss Track | ReportAFK Prequel & Background info on the Mizkif Drama Mizkif (real name Matthew Rinaudo) has long been a major player in the Twitch/creator scene - cofounder of One True King (OTK) and a streamer known as much for his personality as his controversies. There were already past whispers: cover-up accusations, […]

Ayefkay November 7, 2025

Pupwig Unleashed Jellywig Music Video Song Behind the Lyrics
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Pupwig Unleashed: Who’s a Good Boy Now | Behind the Music

Why a Ludwig Music Video? Howdy gamers! Ayefkay here, bringing you the story behind the absolute fever dream of a song we just dropped: Pupwig Unleashed: Who’s a Good Boy Now? It’s part parody, part vent session, and fully inspired by the never ending circus that is streamer drama - starring everyone’s favorite gelatinously-challenged content creator, Ludwig. Buckle in for some funderful storytime! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xqpa39uU_0 The Pupwig Origin Story Before the dog collar madness ever barked its way into the timeline, we had the streaming vs. 9-to-5 saga. Hasan Piker claimed that streaming was harder than a regular job (a take that aged about as well as milk in the sun). Ludwig, to his credit, initially pushed back, saying what most sane people already know: actual jobs are harder than sitting in front of a camera. But when Hasan got upset, things […]

Ayefkay November 5, 2025

The Con Rolls On TwitchCon 2025 Music Video Song
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TwitchCon 2025 Drama Recap | The Con Rolls on Music Video

The Con Rolls On Song: My Symphony of Chaos If you thought TwitchCon was a place to bask in the glow of your streaming fame, think again. It's more like a reality show where the contestants are creators, the challenges are safety hazards, and the grand prize is a viral clip of your meltdown. But hey, at least I made a song about it. Watch The Con Rolls On - it's the anthem of my collective cringe and disappointment at Twitch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MONmikGkER8 Video: The Con Rolls On | The TwitchCon Song 2025 Remix | Report AFK What Happened at Twitchcon This year? Emiru's Meet-and-Greet TwitchCon 2025 kicked off with a bang...and by "bang", of course, I mean some guy grabbing Emiru and attempting an unsolicited kiss during her meet-and-greet. Security? Obviously, not where they should have been. Twitch's response was a […]

Ayefkay October 23, 2025

Shock Value Hasan Meme Shock Collar Video
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Shock Value – A Shockingly Satirical Hasan Piker Music Video

If you thought Twitch drama couldn’t possibly outdo itself, welcome to Shock Value - my scathing, satirical anthem inspired by the now-infamous “#CollarGate” moment that sent Hasan Piker and his dog Kaya trending across every corner of social media. This isn’t just a diss track. It’s a roast of the entire Twitch ecosystem that thrives on outrage: the streamers, the hate watchers, and the content vultures who clip faster than you can say “ what context?”. The Doggy Days of Drama It all started when a questionable clip surfaced of Hasan’s pup yelping during a livestream. What followed was a perfect storm of denial, deflection, and digital chaos. Claims flew faster than Twitch ads during a subathon: was it a shock collar, a bark trainer, or just a bad moment taken out of context? The answer, as always on the internet, […]

Ayefkay October 18, 2025

Hasan Piker Your Time's Up Music Video Commentary
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Your Time’s Up – The Hasan Piker Music Video Commentary

When "Hyperbole" Isn't Enough Sometimes satire says what straight-laced headlines can’t. That’s the spirit behind Your Time’s Up – Hasan Piker Anthem, my latest music video roasting Hasan’s years of unhinged, violent rhetoric and the predictable spin he’s now trying to put on it. Think AI-Hasan in an orange jumpsuit, busting moves in jail while his own words echo back at him - equal parts comedy, cringe, and cathartic memes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWQbNWN_Q3k Video: Your Time's Up - The Hasan Piker Anthem Music Video | ReportAFK But since extremists love to claim “out of context!” whenever their faves get caught in 4K, let’s put a little context back on the record. The Receipts: Hasan’s Bloody Hyperbole Hasan has built a streaming empire by being loud, edgy, and perpetually outraged - but it hasn’t just been hot takes on healthcare or socialism. He’s […]

Ayefkay September 20, 2025

Alyssa Mercante Put the Fries in the Bag Video
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Put the Fries in the Bag – The Alyssa Mercante Song

More Satirical Funsies in the Form of a Music Video Well, it happened again - I got bored and a video got made. This time,  the spotlight’s on Alyssa Mercante - ex-Kotaku editor, professional victim, and now the star of my musical roast that nobody asked for (but I had way too much free time to make). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U337S8CbI Video: Put the Fries in the Bag - The Alyssa Mercante Song | ReportAFK Following up my songs about Hasan and Ludwig (embedded below), I figured it was only fair Alyssa got her own theme music too. Edgy, satirical, and about as subtle as a drive-thru speaker at 2AM, this was pretty fun to make ngl. Chorus TL;DR: Put the fries in the bag Moral of the story: Don’t start drama if you can’t handle the receipts. If you like this kind […]

Ayefkay August 25, 2025

Let's Up Those Numbers Ludwig Turns to Jellywig
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Let’s Up Those Numbers! | A Music Video for Ludwig’s L’s

There’s a fine line between being a people pleaser and being a spineless jellyfish and Ludwig “Jellywig” Ahgren has apparently decided to do a swan dive straight into the latter. For a guy who built his empire on bold moves and "creator-first content", Ludwig has developed a serious allergy to taking real stances. He never wants to offend, and always plays it safe unless the court of public opinion already ruled for him. So, why are people dragging Ludwig harder than Hasan drags down America? Let’s break it down with three choice Jellywig L’s that make the nickname hit harder than his milk toast responses. “Let’s Up Those Numbers!” - Beerio Kart 2025 Let’s start with the event that inspired our new banger: “Let’s Up Those Numbers! – Ode to Jellywig”, for no other reason besides the fact that I think […]

Ayefkay July 20, 2025

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