Sonic Rumble Delayed Again: The Blue Blur Hits a Speed Bump
Sonic Rumble delayed again—SEGA fumbles the launch and fans are fed up. What went wrong, and when could it actually release? Find out now.
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League of Legends Patch 25.09: Spirit Blossom Shenanigans
Welcome to Season 2, Summoners! Riot Games has is dropping Patch 25.09 on April 30th, and it's bursting with updates that'll make your head spin faster than a Teemo shroom.From a mystical map makeover to gameplay tweaks that'll shake up your ranked grind, here's everything you need to know. Important Highlights: What's Blooming in 25.09 for League? Spirit Blossom Rift: A Map Makeover Say goodbye to the old Summoner's Rift and hello to the ethereal Spirit Blossom Rift. Image Source: League of Legends Patch 25.09 | Riot Games This seasonal transformation brings a fresh aesthetic to your matches, immersing you in the vibrant hues and serene ambiance of Ionia's Spirit Blossom Festival. It's not just a visual treat; it's a whole vibe. Thornbound Atakhan: One Demon to Rule Them All This Patch Atakhan returns with a twist. Previously, we had […]
Oblivion Remastered Drama: Nexus Mods Bans Gender Mods
Oblivion Remastered mod ban sparks backlash. Nexus Mods is under fire again—gamers want their classic character creator back.
Oblivion Remastered: Bethesda’s Sneaky Nostalgia Bomb
Bethesda Stealth-Drops Oblivion Remastered Like It’s an Indie Game (??) So, in classic Bethesda fashion—where logic and timing are optional—they just dropped The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered outta nowhere. No hype cycle. No cringey Todd Howard on a livestream whispering, “It just works.” Just boom—new (old) game.Steam page. Go play it. Wild. This felt less like a triumphant return and more like someone trying to slide back into a party they Irish exited five years ago. Zero fanfare, just that awkward, “Oh hey, I’m back. You guys still like… gates to hell, right?” Image Source: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Let’s be clear—this isn’t some little “HD texture pack slapped on the corpse of a beloved classic.” This is a full-on remaster. New lighting engine, updated character models that (mostly) don’t look like melting potatoes, and that juicy […]
Woke.exe Crashed: Gaming Media’s Mirror of Projection
The following article reflects the author's opinions and interpretations based on publicly available information and recordings. All individuals mentioned are encouraged to clarify or respond. Please do not harass anyone mentioned in this article for any reason. The Culture War Reloaded: Gaming's New Battlefront Welcome to ground zero of the gaming culture war—where pixels meet politics and everyone’s pointing fingers through cracked mirrors. In one corner, we’ve got ex-legacy media dinosaurs and DEI activists like Sweet Baby Inc., clutching pearls while playing gatekeeper. In the other?Developers, players, and creators just trying to make cool sh*t without pandering to woke ideologies and not checking twelve and a half identity boxes.From moral panic over “the wrong kind of representation” to journalists screaming victim while they plan harassment in questionable Discord servers, the hypocrisy is getting harder to ignore. Let's takes a flamethrower to the […]
What Happened to Pokémon Go: The Rise and Fall of an Icon
Pokémon Gone: How Greed, Wokeness, and Tone-Deaf Decisions Killed the Hype Once upon a time in July 2016, Pokémon GO exploded into the world like a Charizard with anger issues. Nerds, normies, boomers, college kids, and TikTokers alike were out in the streets chasing digital creatures. It was more than a game—it was a movement.In its first month, Pokémon GO had over 28.5 million daily active users in the U.S. alone, and raked in $207 million in revenue, according to Sensor Tower. It was the closest thing we had to a real-world Pokémon journey.And for a while, it was pure magic.But fast forward to today, and we’re watching a masterclass in how to take one of the most beloved franchises ever and run it into the dirt. 2016 to 2018: The Pokémon Go-lden Era The early years of Pokémon GO […]
Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks.This absolute fever dream of a game is sitting pretty at #3 on Steam’s most-played list at the time of writing, and for damn good reason. It takes the already-addictive formula of management sims, injects it with an unhealthy dose of humor, wraps it up in an animation style that feels like Adult Swim met Breaking Bad, and slaps you in the face with a soundtrack that somehow makes pushing fictional narcotics feel like a religious experience. Welcome to the Drug Trade, You Scumbag The premise? You’re a washed-up drug dealer, clawing your way back to the top of the criminal underworld by doing what you do best—getting people absolutely hooked on increasingly questionable substances.But don’t get it twisted; Schedule 1 […]
R.E.P.O. Update Preview: Matchmaking, Overcharge, and More
Alright, let’s talk R.E.P.O.—the game that stormed Steam and somehow launched without a proper matchmaking system (seriously, how?). But hey, it’s sitting comfortably at #5 on the most-played list, and the devs have been cooking up some much-needed improvements. They just dropped a vlog detailing what’s coming next, and there’s a lot to chew on so let's break it down! Matchmaking - Finally, Some Convenience First and foremost, matchmaking is finally making its way into R.E.P.O. If you’re anything like me, trying to find lobbies through random Discord servers or third-party forums was an absolute pain in the ass. A game this popular launching without matchmaking was a baffling oversight, but at least they’re fixing it quickly.Soon, you’ll be able to queue up and find teammates without having to scroll through sketchy subreddits or beg your friends to buy the game.This […]
Gaming Media’s Selective Reporting and Weaponizing Controversy
Media Manufacturing Discourse and Sweeping Others Under the Rug Ah, gaming journalism—the noble profession where integrity bows before agendas, and headlines are more carefully curated than an Ubisoft press conference.Today, we dive into the strange case of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, two games with same-sex romance options, yet one got paraded around like the second coming of progressive gaming while the other got a footnote buried under a pile of Ubisoft PR fluff. Hans Capon: The Romance Option That Divided Gamers Let’s start with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the sequel to the historically immersive RPG that made “realism” its entire personality. This time, the developers thought, “Hey, let’s add a little extra...choice,” and in came the ability to romance Lord Hans Capon. While Henry was canonically straight in the first game, I personally didn't really care. […]
R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell.So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust or one of the […]
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