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Monster Hunter Wilds Extends Flamefete
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Capcom Extends Flamefete and TU3 Content into August Update

Look, Capcom knows you’re not done grinding yet (and I wasn't either tbh). Maybe you missed the beach ball-flavored armor from Tempered Uth Duna. Maybe you forgot to farm that absurdly stylish gunlance that looks like a snack cart exploded. Or maybe you were just too busy bashing Lagiacrus skulls to care. Whatever the case, good news: the Festival of Accord: Flamefete is getting extended, and with it comes a surprise payload of content originally meant for September’s big Title Update 3. Yep. The devs smashed the emergency content glass and decided to pull some of TU3’s spicy meatballs forward into the upcoming 1.021 update, now dropping on August 13, 2025. That means more difficulty, more talismans, and more reasons to keep your build spreadsheet open at 2AM. Let’s break it all down, then wrap it up with a little […]

Stop KOSA Kids Online Safety Act Internet Privacy
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The Kids Online Safety Act Is a Trojan Horse for Mass Surveillance

The War on Internet Privacy Disguised as “Protecting Kids” They’re at it again - like a bad sequel to a movie nobody asked for, the Kids Online Safety Act (S.1748) has clawed its way back into Congress. They’re calling it a “child safety” bill, but if you peek under the mask, it’s just another privacy-shredding, freedom-stomping piece of legislation that aims to turn the internet into a government-moderated daycare…for adults. So what is this legislative turd wrapped in a sparkly “think of the children” bow? Act 1: Same KOSA Script, New Fearmongering The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA), introduced (again) by Senators Marsha Blackburn and Richard Blumenthal, claims to shield children from “harmful content” online. Sounds noble, right? Who wouldn’t want to protect kids from the brain-melting horrors of TikTok rabbit holes and late-night Discord servers? But that’s just the bait. […]

REPO Beginner Tips Guide
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Top 10 REPO Beginner Tips That Might Actually Save Your Life

REPO 101: Beginner Tips for New Semibots Welcome to R.E.P.O., the co-op chaos simulator where you and your friends get to play the worst moving company in the multiverse. It’s like Phasmophobia and Moving Out had an unholy child, raised it on expired monster energy drinks, and gave it a crowbar. If you’re new and wondering why everything wants to kill you, congratulations - you’re playing it right! But if you’d like to stay alive a little longer (or at least suck slightly less), here are 10 must-know tips for surviving your first few shifts on the job as a REPO Bot. 1. Hide, But Keep It Quiet Entities in REPO are like your clingiest ex: unpredictable, aggressive, and hard to shake. Most of the time, hiding under tables or slipping into dark corners will do the trick…until it doesn’t. […]

Hasan Piker Music Video Communist in a Gucci Bag
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Communist in a Gucci Bag | Hasan Piker Music Video

Communist in a Gucci Bag Music Video Roast Track Within 30 minutes of dropping this masterpiece on YouTube, it was flagged and taken down for allegedly violating the “Violent Criminal Organizations” policy - which, while kind of insulting, is also objectively hilarious. Apparently, dropping some AI bars about hypocrisy hits harder than we thought. The appeal was successful (because duh), and now the video lives on to mock another day. “Communist in a Gucci Bag” is a no-holds-barred roast of Twitch's favorite champagne socialist, Hasan Piker, a man who preaches class struggle from the comfort of a multi-million-dollar LA mansion while rocking designer drip and throwing tantrums when you question the grindset. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA1R53s9wCI Video: He's a Communist in a Gucci Bag | Hasan Piker" | ReportAFK The inspiration is Hasan’s weirdly obsessive non-response to Nuxanor - badass Vtuber he refused to […]

Madam Savvy vs Collective Shout Censorship Hydra
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Collective Shout’s Censorship Crusade Against Gamers

There’s always gotta be a villain, huh?Once upon a time, it was Jack Thompson screaming about how Grand Theft Auto was going to turn us all into criminals. Then it was Tipper Gore slapping parental advisory stickers on everything. And now? Say hello to Collective Shout - Australia’s self-proclaimed moral watchdogs who have recently been attacking (and getting dunked on by) popular content creators online, pressured major credit card processors into cutting ties with game developers whose content doesn’t align with their "values."  Image: Madam Savvy Dancing on Collective Shout What’s happening now is the same ol’ slippery slope: a group of ideologues trying to decide what’s acceptable for everyone else, using scare tactics, social media outrage, and backdoor lobbying to quietly strangle creative expression in games and anime.Let’s be clear: nobody’s here to defend actual CSAM or illegal content and, yes, these […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Summer Update
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MHW: Flamefete Festival and Arch-Tempered Uth Duna Updates

It’s summertime in Monster Hunter Wilds, which apparently means it’s time to throw on some swimwear, light up the fireworks, and fight an electrified sand monster the size of a skyscraper. Capcom’s latest update, launching today July 23rd, isn’t just a seasonal fluff-fest. It’s also dropping a long-awaited challenge monster and a limited-time event quest that actually requires some skill. Imagine that.So let’s dive into everything this update has to offer: the Festival of Accord: Flamefete, the debut of Arch-Tempered Uth Duna, and the temporary (but brutal) “Daunting Downpour” challenge quest. And yes, we’ll talk spoilers at the end because Capcom decided to hide some lore bits in the thunderstorm. MHW Summer Fun - Festival of Accord: Flamefete If you’ve ever wanted to see your favorite NPCs dressed like they lost a bet to the Sun, now’s your time. The Flamefete Summer Event […]

REPO How to Use the Prodzap
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Is the Prodzap in R.E.P.O. Worth It? Here’s the Shocking Truth

So, semiwork took a cattle prod, fused it with a baby hammer, and gave it a cute little name: the Prodzap. It zaps, it stuns, and it makes you feel powerful in R.E.P.O. - for about three whole seconds. Welcome to the budget superhero arc of your REPO career. Let’s talk about what makes this glorified glow stick actually useful...and when you should chuck it into the nearest dumpster fire. What the Hell Is a Prodzap? The Prodzap is a shock-based melee weapon added during the R.E.P.O. Museum update (June 2025, in case your calendar’s still stuck in the tutorial zone). You can snag it at the Service Station for around $23 - 30K, making it a cheap thrill compared to the heavy hitters. Warning though: you might get baited into thinking you can casually walk up and ZAP an entity, […]

Mortal Kombat 2 Dead on Arrival Woke Trash
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Mortal Kombat 2 Is Doomed: How Wokeness Killed the Franchise

Once upon a time (not that long ago), Mortal Kombat 1 (2023) looked like it had a chance to reinvent the franchise in all the right ways. A full reboot. A clean slate. A chance to create a new golden age of fighting games that could compete with Street Fighter, Tekken, and whatever else the FGC is clinging to. But what did we get instead? A fatality...and not the fun kind. Image: NetherRealm Studios and Warner Bros Nuking the Fun out of Mortal Kombat | ReportAFK A franchise face-plant into a pit of DEI checklists, sterilized character designs, and creatively bankrupt “reimaginings.” And now, with Mortal Kombat 2 looming on the horizon, it’s looking less like a triumphant sequel and more like a bloated corpse twitching on the mat. Still twitching, sure...but stone cold dead all the same. Did Sweet Baby […]

Let's Up Those Numbers Ludwig Turns to Jellywig
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Let’s Up Those Numbers! | A Music Video for Ludwig’s L’s

There’s a fine line between being a people pleaser and being a spineless jellyfish and Ludwig “Jellywig” Ahgren has apparently decided to do a swan dive straight into the latter. For a guy who built his empire on bold moves and "creator-first content", Ludwig has developed a serious allergy to taking real stances. He never wants to offend, and always plays it safe unless the court of public opinion already ruled for him. So, why are people dragging Ludwig harder than Hasan drags down America? Let’s break it down with three choice Jellywig L’s that make the nickname hit harder than his milk toast responses. “Let’s Up Those Numbers!” - Beerio Kart 2025 Let’s start with the event that inspired our new banger: “Let’s Up Those Numbers! – Ode to Jellywig”, for no other reason besides the fact that I think […]

Patema Inverted Anime Explained
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Upside Down and Underrated Anime: Patema Inverted Explained

Patema Inverted: Gravity, Gaslighting, and Plot Holes Let’s get one thing out of the way: Patema Inverted isn’t your average sci-fi anime. It’s the 2013 embodiment of high-concept, low-execution, occasionally gorgeous, and entirely obsessed with the idea of literally flipping you upside down to teach you a Very Important Lesson™. And honestly? I respect the hustle, even if some of it doesn't really make much sense if you pay too much attention to some scenes.This is your all-access pass to the anime weirdness that is Patema Inverted: the themes, the visuals, the societal commentary, and yes, an in-depth explanation at the end for those of you brave (or inverted) enough to keep reading.I did hide the spoiler ending though, so no worries - you won't accidently spoil anything for yourself by continuing on. Let's get into it. Gravity Schmavity: The Plot Some […]

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