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Phasmophobia Shadow Drops 3 New Ghosts for Winter's Jest Christmas Event
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Phasmophobia’s Winter’s Jest Secretly Added 3 New Ghosts

Shadow Dropping 3 New Ghosts for the Holidays... Okay, you got me! Kinetic Games has officially kicked off Winter’s Jest 2025 in Phasmophobia, bringing back Krampus, festive decorations, and a funderful dose of Double XP to keep ghost hunters busy through the holidays. At first glance, the update looks like a pretty standard seasonal refresh... But that first glance is exactly what Kinetic was counting on. While reading through the Phasmophobia patch notes, most players likely missed one tiny, absolutely unhinged detail. Not because it wasn’t there - but because the developers hid it in plain sight. The words “OBAMBO GALLU DAYAN” were included in the damn notes using the same color as the background, making the text completely invisible unless you highlighted it or copy/pasted the section somewhere else. Yes. Really. And I respect it! Image: Secret Ghosts Added […]

REPO getting vehicles in the next update
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Next REPO Update: Zoom Into Chaos with New Vehicles!

Zoomin' and Cruisin' in REPO’s Wild Next Vehicle Update Hold on to your controllers, Ghost Hunters, because things are about to get fast and furious in REPO!  The next update adds a brand new way to traverse the terrifying, monster-infested levels: vehicles. That's right, no more jogging your way through treacherous corridors like some kind of doom bound marathoner. Now you can ride into chaos...and it’s gonna be glorious! So, what exactly does this new vehicle update bring? Grab your helmets and let’s take a ride! What’s New in the Next REPO Update? The devs at semiwork have dropped some big news for REPO players: vehicles are officially coming! And just in time too, because running around, dodging funderful monsters, and scrounging for junk was starting to feel like a real workout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qi1tOl7Se8 Video: Introducing Vehicles to R.E.P.O. | semiwork […]

Darkwater Fire and Brimstone December Update
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Everything About the New Fire and Brimstone Update in Darkwater

It’s time to dive into the depths of Darkwater once again, but this time, it’s not just the usual eerie ocean blues - this update's turning up the heat on this underwater FTL-like game!With the release of the Darkwater's Fire and Brimstone update today, the game is getting one hell of a makeover, and we’re not talking just a little cosmetic upgrade. We’re talking new submarines, a slew of new enemies, fiery volcanic biomes, and enough new systems to make your head spin. Buckle up because things are about to get steamy.You can check out all the juicy details in Targon Studios' official Steam update announcement, but if you’re looking for a breakdown of what’s changed (and what’ll keep you alive down there), keep reading! Endless Mode for Perpetual Chaos If you’ve ever wanted a challenge that never ends (because who really […]

Phasmophobia Winter's Jest 2025 Christmas Event Guide
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Winter’s Jest Event Returns to Phasmophobia in 2025 with a Twist

Winter is creeping in again, which means two things: holiday cheer for "normal" people, and pure seasonal suffering for the weirdos that love to play horror games during the Christmas season...like me. Krampus is officially clocking back in for another year of festive bullying with the return of the Winter’s Jest event, running from December 16th, 2025 through January 6th, 2026 at 12 PM GMT across all platforms. If you thought last year was bad, buckle up. This time Krampus brought a checklist. Before we get into the fun, the chaos, and the community grind, here is the official Winter’s Jest trailer Kinetic Games that dropped today. It features Krampus being caught on camera for the first time, and yes, he looks exactly as jacked up as we all expected: https://youtu.be/TsR2BHU4I2A Phasmophobia - Winter's Jest Release Date Announcement | Kinetic […]

Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Theories
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Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Theories: Lily Lovebraids and More!

Mob Entertainment just dropped another cinematic trailer for Poppy Playtime Chapter 5, and the community is already busy dissecting every frame. Mob Entertainment's teasers are typically stuffed with character reveals, creepy visuals, and just enough lore bait to send fans spiraling into theories for the next several months...including myself, of course. If you missed our coverage of the first Chapter 5 teaser discussing the Puppetmaster, definitely check it out before diving into this can of funderful worms. Now that this cinematic trailer is out, we can finally talk about a few things we actually learned, plus a whole lot of things we can wildly speculate on. And honestly, that’s the best part of covering Poppy Playtime anyway imho. Let’s crack this trailer open and see what horrors Playtime Co. has lined up for us next! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRRnP91SSrQ Welcome Home | Poppy […]

REPO Next Cosmetic Update and Golden Joystick Award Win
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R.E.P.O. Next Update and a Deserved Golden Joystick Win

Hey everyone, sorry for being AFK for a bit!My son and I both got knocked out by a nasty bug, and since ReportAFK is a one man show (hi, it’s me), when real life hits - the whole site slams on the brakes. No team. No backup. Just me, ginger ale, and a sick kid watching YouTube until we're both better apparently.But we’re back, baby!And what better way to return than with some big wins and even bigger updates for one of my favorite horror games out there: REPO!Semiwork, the tiny and talented team of chaos gremlins behind this horror-tastic masterpiece, dropped a devlog teasing the next patch and also walked away from the Golden Joystick Awards with Best Early Access Game. That’s right: an indie horror title beat out huge-budget contenders and claimed a legit industry win. Massive congrats to […]

More Chinese by the Day Hasan Music Video Song
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More Chinese by the Day | Can’t Meme in Beijing Hasan

Some songs arrive fully formed, others are born from pure, concentrated irony. "More Chinese by the Day" is very much the latter. After seeing a tweet on X from Hasan Piker that literally said “we are becoming more Chinese by the day” after posted in the wake of an on-stream incident in Tiananmen Square where the toxic streamer was briefly stopped while showing a meme  -  I couldn’t not turn the whole ridiculous vibe into a song. we are becoming more chinese by the day pic.twitter.com/zwAypxYQ7t— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) November 13, 2025 The Making of the song "More Chinese by the Day" The track started as a single sarcastic line in my notes and quickly snowballed into a full parody: a globe-trotting “passport bro” character (Hasan, of course) who preaches revolution on camera, lives in a mansion off donations, and somehow rubs shoulders […]

Meet the Steam Machine Valve's New PC Gaming Cube
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Meet the Steam Machine: Valve’s Shiny Gaming Cube

The Tiny Little Cube That Wants to Replace Your Gaming PC Valve just announced a tidy little cube-shaped gaming PC, officially the new Steam Machine,  and yeah - it’s designed to sit under your TV and run SteamOS without turning your living room into a radiator. Allegedly. Alongside the cube came two other things Valve wants on your wishlist: the Steam Frame VR headset (a standalone SteamOS VR headset) and a brand-new Steam Controller. All three are slated for early 2026 rollouts and they look fire. Design and Intent: Small Box, Big Ideas The Steam Machine looks like a grown-up GameCube: a compact, cube-ish box meant to be unobtrusive and living room friendly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE Video: Steam Hardware Announcement | Valve The form factor screams “plop me under your TV,” and Valve seems to be positioning this as the bridge between […]

League of Legends Zaahen Darkin Champion Reveal
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Zaahen Joins League of Legends: The Darkin You’ll Love to Hate

Zaahen: The Unsundered Lands on the Rift Alright summoners, strap in! Because League of Legends is about to drop yet another overtuned monster on the Rift. Meet Zaahen, the 172nd champion to join the roster (yep, Riot’s still cranking them out). He’s a bruiser-fighter hybrid with a strong duelist kit, a built-in revive, and enough glaive swings to make your monitor vibrate. Let’s break down what we know so far about the newest Darkin to hit the Rift and why you're probably going to start banning him on day 1. Zaahen's Release Date & Role Zaahen officially drops on November 19, 2025, alongside the upcoming patch 25.23, with a PBE debut that’s already well underway. Riot’s been teasing his arrival since late October, and now that he’s here, the top lane mains are licking their lips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX08jvwW-AY Video: Zaahen, the […]

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