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The Game Awards Drama Affiliated with Tencent
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The Game Awards: Highguard’s Tencent Reveal Sparked Backlash

Alright. Let’s talk about the mess. For years, Geoff Keighley has positioned The Game Awards as gaming’s big night. The Oscars, but with fewer tuxedos and more world premieres. Sometimes it works. Sometimes we get genuinely cool announcements. And sometimes we get whatever just happened with Highguard. If you’ve been anywhere near Twitter, Reddit, or YouTube lately, you already know the vibe...it's not good. Let’s break this down before we put on the tinfoil hat. The Highguard Reveal That Didn’t Land Highguard was positioned as the final reveal of the show. That slot is sacred territory. Historically, it’s where something massive lives. The kind of reveal that makes chat explode and YouTube clips hit a million views overnight. Instead, viewers got what seemed like a half-assed hero shooter. Not an unplayable disaster. Not a scam. Just a fairly bleh-looking, free-to-play […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Anniversary February Update
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Monster Hunter Wilds 1.041 Anniversary Update Hits Hard

MHW Turning Up the Heat With Anniversary Update 1.041 Anniversary events are usually pretty chill. Log in, grab yourself some freebies, maybe craft a funderful seasonal armor set and then just call it a day... That’s not what’s happening here. Update 1.041 drops tomorrow, February 18, and while Capcom is absolutely still handing out login bonuses and rotating Festivals of Accord, the real headline is much simpler: 10★ Arch-tempered monsters are here, and they are permanent. The party balloons are up, but so is the difficulty ceiling. https://youtu.be/i78PJfed9Mo Video: Monster Hunter Wilds - February 2026 Update | Monster Hunter 10★ Arch-Tempered Arkveld Other 10★ Arch-Tempered New Player-Designed Drip Monster Hunter Stories Collab What to Prioritize Expansion Setup? If you’ve been coasting through endgame thinking your build is untouchable, this update might be the reality check that you've been waiting to […]

Quarantine Zone Last Check Zombie Checkpoint Review
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Quarantine Zone: The Last Check Full Game Release Review

A Zombie Game That’s One Big Idea Away From Greatness When I played the beta for Quarantine Zone: The Last Check, I enjoyed it...but I also spent a seemingly dumb amount of time pushing a dolly around my base wondering why I suddenly had a part-time job working in an Amazon warehouse. The full release thankfully fixes that. The unnecessary fluff has been stripped out, the pacing feels a lot better, and what remains is a more focused, zombie inspection simulator that clearly draws inspiration from games like Papers, Please and Contraband Police (except now you’re scanning for zombie symptoms instead of visa stuff). It’s good. Genuinely good. And it’s frustrating in the best way, because in my opinion - it’s sitting right on the edge of something even better. Gameplay Beta Cleanup Zombie Defense Mini Game Missing Potential Idea Example […]

Nose Ring Echo Chamber Critique of Gaming Media
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Nose Ring Echo Chamber by Design: Critique of Gaming Media

Why Modern Gaming Media Can’t Take a Hint If you’ve watched the new "Nose Ring Echo Chamber by Design" music video I just dropped and thought, “Damn, well that was pretty aggressive” ...good. That was the point! The song is a critiquing satire aimed squarely at modern gaming journalism, an industry that seemingly managed to forget why it exists while insisting that it somehow still knows better than the people who actually play games. https://youtu.be/MeiTldTPdb8 Nose Ring Echo Chamber by Design | Report AFK Somewhere along the way, reviews stopped being about performance, gameplay, mechanics, or fun - and started becoming more about moral lectures and games and their developers having the "correct" politics. And if it doesn’t... Well, they're going to let you know with 52 1/2 articles blasting every teensy thing they can find to complain about. Same Takes, Different […]

Aftermath Journalist Connections Just More of the Same
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Aftermath Isn’t New Games Media – It’s Rebranded Irrelevance

Every few years, games journalism announces its own rebirth. A new website or publication launches. Some generic mission statement promises readers independence. Subscriptions replace ads. Corporate influence is supposedly left behind. And we're told that this time will finally be different, more honest, more authentic, and more connected to the people who actually play games. And then you look at the bylines. Aftermath Collection of Recent Ideological Bylines Aftermath, the latest “independent” games media startup, is trying to position itself as some sort of "clean break" from the failures of legacy outlets like Kotaku, Polygon, Vice, and The Verge...but scratch the surface for about five seconds and you might find that a different picture starts to emerge. This is not a revolution. It's more like a reunion tour. Same rejected writers. Same cringeworthy worldviews. Same self-aggrandizing echo-chamber social circles. Same […]

Highguard Release When Free is Still Too Expensive
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Highguard Flops: When Free to Play is Still Too Expensive

There’s hype. Then there’s Highguard...the game that somehow closed out The Game Awards 2025 in the best reveal slot only to deliver one of the most unhyped receptions in recent gaming memory. What could have been a triumphant showcase for basically any other game became a collective eyeroll, meme fodder, and (hilariously) a “Concord 2: Electric Boogaloo” moment for the already oversaturated hero shooter genre. But let’s start with the basics: Highguard is yet another free-to-play hero shooter born from a questionable team with credits on games like Titanfall and Apex Legends, landing what they really really wanted to be the industry’s “next big thing” moment,  only to be greeted with blank stares and memes questioning why this game was even the finale. I mean, you had a new Mega Man game announcement...and if you showed Mega Man Dual Override in Highguard's spot […]

Blue Lock Live Action Movie 2026
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Blue Lock Is Getting a Live-Action Movie…And I’m Worried

Anime fans, gather ‘round. We need to talk. At Blue Lock Egoist Festa 2025, fans were hit with a one-two combo no one fully braced for: a new Blue Lock anime continuation is officially in production, and a live-action Blue Lock film is slated to release right around the corner in Summer 2026, conveniently lining up with the next FIFA World Cup. Coincidence? Absolutely not. On paper, this should be exciting. Blue Lock is one of the most popular sports anime of the last decade, dominating conversations with its unapologetically aggressive take on football/soccer, ego, and what it really takes to be the best striker in the world. But then those two cursed words appear: live action. And suddenly, the flashbacks of trauma begin again... What We Know So Far About the Blue Lock Movie Let’s ground ourselves before spiraling. […]

Demonologist Cursed Chapel Update Guide
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Demonologist v2 Update is Here! Notes and Cursed Chapel Guide

Demonologist v2 Update Is Massive…With a Few Issues After a bit of radio silence, Demonologist just dropped Update v2 and hell yeah - it’s a big one. New game engine, revamped visuals, a brand-spankin' new map, over 190 new jump scare sequences, and enough lighting changes to make even familiar maps feel like they’re actively plotting against you. On paper, this is Demonologist’s biggest leap forward yet. In practice? It mostly delivers, but not without tripping over a few big issues that the community has been begging to see fixed for way too long. Let’s talk about what v2.0.0 does right…and where it still drops the cockroach out of the EMF reader. Unreal Engine 5.6 and Lumen: Is it Worth It? The jump from Unreal Engine 5.3 to 5.6 is the backbone of this update, and visually, it shows. The addition […]

Shock Collar Hearts Does Hasan Love Asmongold Music Video Song
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New Hasan and Asmongold Music Video: Shock Collar Hearts

Enjoy The Love Song Nobody Asked For Report AFK is back with something truly unnecessary but deeply inevitable: Shock Collar Hearts, a satirical parody music video inspired by funderful streamer culture, endless crashouts, and Hasan Piker's heroic inability to stop talking about Asmongold. This isn’t journalism. This is therapy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-_nGYCjeY Video: Shock Collar Hearts | Report AFK The Origin Story of This Unholy Music Video If you’ve spent any time watching any liberal-leaning livestreams over the past year, you’ve probably noticed a pattern: Stream starts on random topic Streamer brings up Asmongold or Trump Everything collapses Rinse. Repeat. Good times? Shock Collar Hearts was born from that loop. Not from one clip, not from one meltdown, but from the ritual itself. The crashout isn’t a bug anymore. It’s the content. The song is written from a purely fictionalized first-person perspective from […]

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review and Drama
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review and Drama

A New RPG King is Crowned If you’re a fan of classics like Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, and Secret of Mana, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 isn’t just another RPG - it’s the RPG that finally feels like a real successor to those legends. From the moment it’s booted up to the last credit roll, this game hits all the notes we crave: deep story, awesome characters, gorgeous visuals, insane builds, and a soundtrack that actually deserves a spot on your daily playlist. And the absolute kicker? A tiny indie studio like Landfall Interactive made it...which makes its domination of The Game Awards (a record haul, by the way) feel like sweet, sweet poetic justice. But of course, the haters showed up too, complaining about AI art use and dragging the title into petty politics. Let’s break it all down. Clair […]

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