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More Chinese by the Day Hasan Music Video Song
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More Chinese by the Day | Can’t Meme in Beijing Hasan

Some songs arrive fully formed, others are born from pure, concentrated irony. "More Chinese by the Day" is very much the latter. After seeing a tweet on X from Hasan Piker that literally said “we are becoming more Chinese by the day” after posted in the wake of an on-stream incident in Tiananmen Square where the toxic streamer was briefly stopped while showing a meme  -  I couldn’t not turn the whole ridiculous vibe into a song. we are becoming more chinese by the day pic.twitter.com/zwAypxYQ7t — hasanabi (@hasanthehun) November 13, 2025 The Making of the song "More Chinese by the Day" The track started as a single sarcastic line in my notes and quickly snowballed into a full parody: a globe-trotting “passport bro” character (Hasan, of course) who preaches revolution on camera, lives in a mansion off donations, and […]

Meet the Steam Machine Valve's New PC Gaming Cube
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Meet the Steam Machine: Valve’s Shiny Gaming Cube

The Tiny Little Cube That Wants to Replace Your Gaming PC Valve just announced a tidy little cube-shaped gaming PC, officially the new Steam Machine,  and yeah - it’s designed to sit under your TV and run SteamOS without turning your living room into a radiator. Allegedly. Alongside the cube came two other things Valve wants on your wishlist: the Steam Frame VR headset (a standalone SteamOS VR headset) and a brand-new Steam Controller. All three are slated for early 2026 rollouts and they look fire. Design and Intent: Small Box, Big Ideas The Steam Machine looks like a grown-up GameCube: a compact, cube-ish box meant to be unobtrusive and living room friendly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE Video: Steam Hardware Announcement | Valve The form factor screams “plop me under your TV,” and Valve seems to be positioning this as the bridge between […]

League of Legends Zaahen Darkin Champion Reveal
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Zaahen Joins League of Legends: The Darkin You’ll Love to Hate

Zaahen: The Unsundered Lands on the Rift Alright summoners, strap in! Because League of Legends is about to drop yet another overtuned monster on the Rift. Meet Zaahen, the 172nd champion to join the roster (yep, Riot’s still cranking them out). He’s a bruiser-fighter hybrid with a strong duelist kit, a built-in revive, and enough glaive swings to make your monitor vibrate. Let’s break down what we know so far about the newest Darkin to hit the Rift and why you're probably going to start banning him on day 1. Zaahen's Release Date & Role Zaahen officially drops on November 19, 2025, alongside the upcoming patch 25.23, with a PBE debut that’s already well underway. Riot’s been teasing his arrival since late October, and now that he’s here, the top lane mains are licking their lips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX08jvwW-AY Video: Zaahen, the […]

Phasmophobia Nell's Diner Released Moneybags ID
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Phasmophobia’s New “Nell’s Diner” Map Is Now Open for Business

Nell's Diner is Officially Released! Looks like it’s time to grab a coffee, some pie, and a thermometer - because Phasmophobia’s newest map, Nell’s Diner, is officially live across all platforms. Kinetic Games dropped the update today, and ghost hunters everywhere are already clocking in for their first late night shifts at this haunted roadside eatery. The Nell's Diner update trailer gives a cinematic peek into the eerie 1950s-style diner, complete with flickering neon, cramped booths, and that unmistakable “something’s watching you” energy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZ9QZfa7bU Video: Phasmophobia - Nell's Diner Release Trailer | Kinetic Games It’s a smaller map (kinda comparable in size to Tanglewood Drive) but packs a lot more density, with 13 rooms total and 11 potential ghost locations, including a walk in freezer that’s just begging for a frostbite warning. Early player clips already show ghosts getting bold […]

Too Many Miztakes Mizkif Diss Track Song
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Too Many Miztakes: How the Mizkif Drama Became a Diss Track

How the Cringe Streamer Saga Became a Song If you’ve been watching Twitch from the sidelines (or deep in the chat spam), you know when internet drama hits, it hits hard. The story of Mizkif, his ex-girlfriend Emiru, and a barrage of scandal is exactly the kind of combustible content that demanded a soundtrack. Hence: Too Many Miztakes. Here’s the timeline, the key moments, and how it all inspired a funderful diss rap you’ll want to blast in your headphones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxTuRGK9SHw Video: Too Many Miztakes | The Mizkif Diss Track | ReportAFK Prequel & Background info on the Mizkif Drama Mizkif (real name Matthew Rinaudo) has long been a major player in the Twitch/creator scene - cofounder of One True King (OTK) and a streamer known as much for his personality as his controversies. There were already past whispers: cover-up accusations, […]

Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Release Trailer and Announcement
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Poppy Playtime Chapter 5: The Puppetmasters Final Strings

Playtime Co. isn’t done playing with us just yet! Just when you thought the factory couldn’t get any darker, Mob Entertainment dropped the first official teaser for Poppy Playtime Chapter 5, and it’s shaping up to be a nightmare wrapped in nostalgia, puppetry, and pure anxiety. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSn5cY0o3k Video: Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 Teaser Trailer | Mob Entertainment The teaser, released on Halloween (because of course), is short, eerie, and loaded with just enough cryptic whispers to make your skin crawl. It doesn’t give much away, but that’s what makes it effective. There’s a new villain (or maybe the villain) known only as the Puppetmaster, and it sounds like we’ll finally face the twisted mind behind the horrors that turned a toy company into a living hell. Descend Into the Heart of the Factory According to the official Steam page, Chapter […]

Pupwig Unleashed Jellywig Music Video Song Behind the Lyrics
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Pupwig Unleashed: Who’s a Good Boy Now | Behind the Music

Why a Ludwig Music Video? Howdy gamers! Ayefkay here, bringing you the story behind the absolute fever dream of a song we just dropped: Pupwig Unleashed: Who’s a Good Boy Now? It’s part parody, part vent session, and fully inspired by the never ending circus that is streamer drama - starring everyone’s favorite gelatinously-challenged content creator, Ludwig. Buckle in for some funderful storytime! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xqpa39uU_0 The Pupwig Origin Story Before the dog collar madness ever barked its way into the timeline, we had the streaming vs. 9-to-5 saga. Hasan Piker claimed that streaming was harder than a regular job (a take that aged about as well as milk in the sun). Ludwig, to his credit, initially pushed back, saying what most sane people already know: actual jobs are harder than sitting in front of a camera. But when Hasan got upset, things […]

REPO Monster Update Monster Guide
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REPO Guide: How to Beat the New Enemies in the Monster Update

Welcome back, semibots! The Taxman’s thrown open the doors and unleashed a full buffet of nightmare fuel. With the new Monster Update live for REPO, you’re not just dodging that old Shadow Child or some lazy crawl monster anymore. You’re stepping straight into high-octane panic mode. Below you’ll find a breakdown of every new freak, what they do, and how you can keep your head attached. The Loom The Gambit Bella Oogly Heart Hugger Cleanup Crew Birthday Boy The Tick Elsa Headgrab The Loom Image: The Loom | R.E.P.O. | semiwork The Loom is nightmare fuel in motion. It knows exactly where you are on the map, no matter what you do. When it gets close, it claps its hands to create a shockwave that deals about 100 HP of damage. You’ll recognize it by its creepy crouching animation as […]

REPO Monster Update Halloween Release
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REPO Monster Update is Finally Here Just in Time for Halloween!

If there’s one thing REPO refuses to do - it’s stay predictable. Just in time for Halloween, the semiwork devs have finally dropped their long-awaited Monster Update, and holy hell, it’s packing more new content than some full releases. The trailer that dropped alongside it might honestly be the best update trailer I’ve ever seen. It’s cinematic, creepy, and somehow both hilarious and horrifying at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuVC8UGC_bM Video: R.E.P.O. - Official Monster Update Launch Trailer | semiwork From what we’ve seen so far, this update isn’t just a light content refresh. It’s a full-on monster party!  You’re getting 10 brand-new enemies, new mechanics, new upgrades, and a ton of changes that shake up REPO’s chaotic extraction formula in all the right ways. Whether you’ve been grinding runs with friends or you’re just here for the weirdness, this one’s absolutely […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Dreamspell Halloween Event Guide
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Monster Hunter Wilds “Dreamspell” Halloween Event Guide

Hunters, I might be a little late on this (I've been working way too much on my music videos recently lol), but it is officially spooky season in Monster Hunter Wilds! Capcom decided the Grand Hub needed a Halloween-level glow up, so now everything has a weird ominous misery-chic vibe. The Festival of Accord: Dreamspell event has arrived. If you needed an excuse to dust off your gear and jump back into the hunt, this is it. This funderful Halloween event runs October 22, 2025 through November 11, 2025! That means a few weeks of limited quests, cosmetics, login rewards, and monsters that want to bite your face off in brand new seasonal fashion. For a quick tease, here is the official Dreamspell trailer from Capcom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mawF_qJqx-Y Video: Monster Hunter Wilds - Festival of Accord: Dreamspell Fall Seasonal Event | […]

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