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Best Video Game Dads of All Time
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The Best Video Game Dads of All Time | Ode to Father’s Day

Not All Father's Day Heroes Wear Capes Fatherhood in video games is usually either absent, traumatic, or deeply cursed. But every now and then, a digital dad rolls a nat 20 on emotional resilience and shows us what it really means to put family first (even if that family is an army of Koopalings or a mutated baby daughter). This list isn’t about the strongest, coolest, or most meme-worthy dads (though some do check all those boxes). These are the ones who put their families first, made the hard choices, and sometimes *gasp* even learned to love. Here’s our definitive ranking of the best dads in gaming, judged on emotional strength, selflessness, chaotic parenting energy, and the ability to throw hands when needed. What Makes a Video Game Dad Actually Good? "Good" is subjective, but it's my damn list so I'll […]

Don't Starve Together Hostile Takeover Update Live
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DST’s Lunar Saga Ends in Chaos, Thunder, and Steam Sales

Hostile Takeover: Don't Starve Together Just Went Lunar-Level Insane If you’ve been sleeping on Don’t Starve Together, it’s time to wake up, slap on your moon goggles, and buckle up. The Hostile Takeover update went live on June 12th, and spoiler alert: it’s bonkers in the best way possible.Klei dropped a full-cosmic haymaker with this one. Lunar Endgame, Served With a Side of Electrocution Let’s get the big stuff out of the way. This DST update isn’t just a couple bug fixes and a new hat. It’s the final chapter of the Lunar saga, bringing a brand-new boss encounter that’s equal parts cosmic horror and electrical trauma. You like pain? Good. Because this fight is gonna throw lightning at your bones while whispering sweet existential dread in your ear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjpBhcbj6boVideo: DST: From Beyond - Hostile Takeover [Update Trailer] | Klei Entertainment […]

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5 Advanced R.E.P.O. Tips and Exploits for Surviving Smarter

Let’s be honest: most of us walked into R.E.P.O. expecting goofy chaos, only to find ourselves getting dropkicked by haunted evil ducks and smacked around by toddlers with telekinetic rage issues. But fear not, my dear robo-looter. If you're tired of dying in increasingly humiliating ways, here are five advanced tips and tricks to flex on your squad and show the repo world who's boss. 1. Despawning the Apex Predator If you’ve ever been mauled by a sentient duck in a dead-end corridor and questioned every life choice that brought you there - I have felt your pain. But turns out, there’s a way to banish the Apex Predator to the Shadow Realm, and all it takes is one cheap chair and a little patience.This is a little exploit that I actually found all on my own and haven't seen anywhere else, so […]

The Best Anime to Get Someone Into Anime
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The Best Anime for Getting Someone Into Anime

Alright, let’s get one thing straight: anime isn't a genre, it’s storytelling at its finest. And if you know someone who still thinks it’s just Saturday morning cartoons or pervy tentacle porn, this list is here to kick in their mental door. We're not about to recommend a thousand episodes of ninja filler or suggest a mech show that needs a PhD to understand. We're talking emotional gut punches, cerebral plot twists, and iconic characters that slap them with the fee fees when they least expect it.This isn't a list of "the best" anime. It's a calculated assault on the preconceived notions your friend, sibling, significant other, or coworker might have. These picks are made to eviscerate the idea that anime is childish, cringe, or only for people who wear Naruto headbands unironically in public.These five shows are your entry points; your anime baptism-by-fire […]

Helldivers 2 Update June
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Helldivers 2 Update Is Solid: The Real Fix Was Muzzling the CMs

It’s been almost a full year since I last touched Helldivers 2. Not because I rage-quit after getting pancaked by my own Eagle 500, but because the game became a political dumpster fire last summer. And honestly? No amount of orbital strikes could clean up the mess left behind by activist Community Managers, overreaching moderation, and a dev team caught between alien factions and real-world identity wars. But here we are - Patch 01.003.101 dropped, and I’m starting to feel something I haven’t felt in a long time: hope. Maybe...just maybe...it’s time to gear up again. Let’s break it all down. Update Patch 01.003.101 - Gameplay First, Finally Arrowhead’s latest patch for Helldivers 2 dropped on June 10, 2025, and while it doesn’t reinvent the wheel, it’s got enough tweaks and fixes to warrant a look. Let's take a look at some […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Update June
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Lagiacrus Rises: Monster Hunter Wilds Update Drops Late June

Monster Hunter Wilds TU2: Lagiacrus Is Back, Baby - And So Is Your Drip Brace yourselves, hunters - because Capcom just dropped confirmation that Title Update 2 for Monster Hunter Wilds is landing at the end of June, and yeah... it’s bringing the kind of chaos we like to see. There’s style, there’s scale, and there’s something long, scaly, and pissed off swimming straight toward us. You might want to stock up on traps - and a good tailor that's skilled in the art of adult diapers. Lagiacrus Is Back from the Depths That’s right - Lagiacrus, the king of the sea and the OG electrosaur from hell, is officially back. After years of teasing, fan petitions, and salty forum posts, this serpentine bastard is slithering back into our monster-hunting rotation. And yes, we’re already prepping our water-resistant pants. Hunters, […]

Schedule 1 Update Lockers Filters and Voting
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Schedule 1 Update Evolves: Lockers, Filters, and Future Votes

Schedule 1’s New Update Gives You the Power And the Locker Space You Deserve Welcome back to the crime-infested gutters of Hyland Point - where your employees are lazy, your drugs are loud, and your co-op partners keep accidentally lighting the weed on fire. "Accidently". Schedule 1, the chaotic, single-dev criminal sim that’s been lighting up Steam since March, just dropped its v0.3.6 update on June 7th. And while it’s packed with quality-of-life upgrades that finally let your business run like an actual business instead of a 3rd-grade lemonade stand, the real headline is this: the future of the game is now in your hands.That’s right. You (the guy whose last three employees overdosed on cough syrup and went AWOL) are getting to decide what gets added to the game next.I'm sure nothing bad can come from this, right? Expand […]

SEGA Gets in Bed with Kaleidoscope for Pride
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Gamers vs. Gender Ideology: SEGA’s Kaleidoscope Problem

“Gotta go fast” has officially turned into “Gotta go woke.” In a move that sparked confusion, frustration, and a fair bit of gamer whiplash, SEGA has joined the latest Pride Month corporate campaign by updating their logo with rainbow colors and announcing a fundraising partnership with the UK-based Kaleidoscope International Trust. What seems like harmless virtue signaling on the surface actually runs much deeper once you follow the pixelated breadcrumbs.Turns out, this isn’t just about a colorful logo or tweeting out #LoveIsLove. SEGA’s proudly aligning itself with a hyper-political organization actively working to push extreme gender ideology into international policy. So let’s break it down and talk about why gamers everywhere have reason to be side-eyeing the blue blur’s handlers these days. Who Is Kaleidoscope Trust, and Why Should Gamers Care? Kaleidoscope International Trust describes itself as an organization fighting for “a future […]

League of Legends New ARAM Map Leaks for Spirit Blossom
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New ARAM Map Leaked: Riot’s Floral Flex or Just Another Reskin?

Just when you thought ARAM couldn't get any more chaotic, Big Bad Bear leaks a bombshell: a possible Spirit Blossom-themed map may be on the horizon! Pink petals and all...look, I'll take what I can get when it comes to ARAM. Thanks to the ever-vigilant Big Bad Bear, leaks have surfaced suggesting that the Spirit Blossom aesthetic is making its way to the Howling Abyss. Let's dive into what this means for our beloved (and sometimes cursed) ARAM mode. The Aram Map Leak Unveiled Big Bad Bear, known for his accurate leaks, has released information hinting at a new Spirit Blossom-themed ARAM map. Image Source: LEAKED New ARAM Map - Spirit Blossom 2025 - League of Legends | Big Bad Bear While Riot hasn't officially confirmed this, the evidence is pretty damn compelling. Screenshots and data mining suggest a floral […]

Oblivion Remastered Update Patch Notes
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Oblivion Remastered First Update Patch: Wins and Woes

Welcome Back to Oblivion, Minus some bugs! Ah, Oblivion Remastered - the game that promised to resurrect our nostalgic adventures in Cyrodiil with shiny new graphics and smoother gameplay. The first Steam beta patch has dropped (with a full platform release planned on June 11th), aiming to squash a lot of those pesky bugs. But while some glitches have been addressed, the performance issues? They're still lurking in the shadows, ready to crash your game faster than you can say "horse armor". While the second planned update is meant to address these funderful performance issues -  without an announced release date, we're only left with Bethesda's "when we are able" not-so-comforting estimation. Image: Oblivion Remastered Patch Notes | Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered | Bethesda Softworks Patch Notes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly The recent Oblivion update fixed a […]

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