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Month: January 2026

Aftermath Journalist Connections Just More of the Same
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Aftermath Isn’t New Games Media – It’s Rebranded Irrelevance

Every few years, games journalism announces its own rebirth. A new website or publication launches. Some generic mission statement promises readers independence. Subscriptions replace ads. Corporate influence is supposedly left behind. And we're told that this time will finally be different, more honest, more authentic, and more connected to the people who actually play games. And then you look at the bylines. Aftermath Collection of Recent Ideological Bylines Aftermath, the latest “independent” games media startup, is trying to position itself as some sort of "clean break" from the failures of legacy outlets like Kotaku, Polygon, Vice, and The Verge...but scratch the surface for about five seconds and you might find that a different picture starts to emerge. This is not a revolution. It's more like a reunion tour. Same rejected writers. Same cringeworthy worldviews. Same self-aggrandizing echo-chamber social circles. Same […]

Highguard Release When Free is Still Too Expensive
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Highguard Flops: When Free to Play is Still Too Expensive

There’s hype. Then there’s Highguard...the game that somehow closed out The Game Awards 2025 in the best reveal slot only to deliver one of the most unhyped receptions in recent gaming memory. What could have been a triumphant showcase for basically any other game became a collective eyeroll, meme fodder, and (hilariously) a “Concord 2: Electric Boogaloo” moment for the already oversaturated hero shooter genre. But let’s start with the basics: Highguard is yet another free-to-play hero shooter born from a questionable team with credits on games like Titanfall and Apex Legends, landing what they really really wanted to be the industry’s “next big thing” moment,  only to be greeted with blank stares and memes questioning why this game was even the finale. I mean, you had a new Mega Man game announcement...and if you showed Mega Man Dual Override in Highguard's spot […]

Blue Lock Live Action Movie 2026
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Blue Lock Is Getting a Live-Action Movie…And I’m Worried

Anime fans, gather ‘round. We need to talk. At Blue Lock Egoist Festa 2025, fans were hit with a one-two combo no one fully braced for: a new Blue Lock anime continuation is officially in production, and a live-action Blue Lock film is slated to release right around the corner in Summer 2026, conveniently lining up with the next FIFA World Cup. Coincidence? Absolutely not. On paper, this should be exciting. Blue Lock is one of the most popular sports anime of the last decade, dominating conversations with its unapologetically aggressive take on football/soccer, ego, and what it really takes to be the best striker in the world. But then those two cursed words appear: live action. And suddenly, the flashbacks of trauma begin again... What We Know So Far About the Blue Lock Movie Let’s ground ourselves before spiraling. […]

Demonologist Cursed Chapel Update Guide
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Demonologist v2 Update is Here! Notes and Cursed Chapel Guide

Demonologist v2 Update Is Massive…With a Few Issues After a bit of radio silence, Demonologist just dropped Update v2 and hell yeah - it’s a big one. New game engine, revamped visuals, a brand-spankin' new map, over 190 new jump scare sequences, and enough lighting changes to make even familiar maps feel like they’re actively plotting against you. On paper, this is Demonologist’s biggest leap forward yet. In practice? It mostly delivers, but not without tripping over a few big issues that the community has been begging to see fixed for way too long. Let’s talk about what v2.0.0 does right…and where it still drops the cockroach out of the EMF reader. Unreal Engine 5.6 and Lumen: Is it Worth It? The jump from Unreal Engine 5.3 to 5.6 is the backbone of this update, and visually, it shows. The addition […]

Shock Collar Hearts Does Hasan Love Asmongold Music Video Song
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New Hasan and Asmongold Music Video: Shock Collar Hearts

Enjoy The Love Song Nobody Asked For Report AFK is back with something truly unnecessary but deeply inevitable: Shock Collar Hearts, a satirical parody music video inspired by funderful streamer culture, endless crashouts, and Hasan Piker's heroic inability to stop talking about Asmongold. This isn’t journalism. This is therapy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-_nGYCjeY Video: Shock Collar Hearts | Report AFK The Origin Story of This Unholy Music Video If you’ve spent any time watching any liberal-leaning livestreams over the past year, you’ve probably noticed a pattern: Stream starts on random topic Streamer brings up Asmongold or Trump Everything collapses Rinse. Repeat. Good times? Shock Collar Hearts was born from that loop. Not from one clip, not from one meltdown, but from the ritual itself. The crashout isn’t a bug anymore. It’s the content. The song is written from a purely fictionalized first-person perspective from […]

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review and Drama
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review and Drama

A New RPG King is Crowned If you’re a fan of classics like Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, and Secret of Mana, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 isn’t just another RPG - it’s the RPG that finally feels like a real successor to those legends. From the moment it’s booted up to the last credit roll, this game hits all the notes we crave: deep story, awesome characters, gorgeous visuals, insane builds, and a soundtrack that actually deserves a spot on your daily playlist. And the absolute kicker? A tiny indie studio like Landfall Interactive made it...which makes its domination of The Game Awards (a record haul, by the way) feel like sweet, sweet poetic justice. But of course, the haters showed up too, complaining about AI art use and dragging the title into petty politics. Let’s break it all down. Clair […]

Sony Patents AI Ghost Player
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Sony’s AI “Ghost Player” Is Everything Wrong With Modern Gaming

I’ll start with a quick note: yeah, I’ve been gone for a bit. Real vacation, real grass touched, no consoles harmed in the process. But now I’m back, and apparently Sony spent that time patenting one of the most aggressively stupid ideas I’ve seen in gaming in years...so let’s talk about it. Sony recently filed a patent for what it calls an AI “Ghost Player,” a funderful system that would allow PlayStation games to play themselves when players are having trouble. Not guide you. Not teach you. Not help you improve. Straight up take over and clear the content for you. If that sentence alone didn’t make your soul cry out in pain, congrats - you might be the exact demographic this tech is being designed for...or a Kotaku writer. So What Is Sony’s AI Ghost Player, Exactly? According to reporting […]

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